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kristin

a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

About Me


i'm a little lost but i have faith in serendipity
i love my big loud family
travel is my obsession
i'm not a fan of chick flicks or reality TV
i rarely answer my phone. nothing personal.
i moved to Hawaii for 2 yrs because i felt like it
i'm the type that rocks out to ACDC on the way to the ballet
my blood runneth orange now and forever
i love all things japanese {almost}
i've been to 5 continents but never seen the desert
i have a shoe obsession but i love to be barefoot
i have a soft spot for MISFITS
i'm a crazy liberal biatch but some of my fav friends are Republicans
i dig big earrings and lots of shoes
i pretty much dance my way through the day. it's what i do.
i think red roses are obnoxious & smelly.
plastic people and greedy suit-types scare the hell out of me
i am the undisputed queen of slow jamz
i admire calluses on your hands and ambition in your heart
i like hot jocks and boys that rock
don't talk to me when the game is on, PLEASE
EDUCATE YOURSELF.
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My Interests



i'm crude and more often than not i say inappropriate things. i desire a life of knowledge, travel and adventure and want nothing to do with white picket fences, diamond rings and baking cookies. i'm not into pretension; what you see is what you get.

my little bro is my hero.

MY BOYS

MY FAM

LOVE MY JOB

rleecollection.com

<3 loves <3
Laughing . I think it’s pretty important . Vegan Sushi . Inspiring quotations . Cobblestone streets . Hammocks . Changing my hair . airports . Zebra stripes . Staying up late . Pin Up Art . Kayaks . Purses that resemble luggage . Summer Thunder Storms . The F word . Salt & vinegar chips . Hygiene . postsecret.com . animal rescues . cleaning impulsively . Tequila . Claw Foot Bathtubs . Lightning Bugs . Benecio Del Toro - RawR . Feng shui . Travel . CLEMSON . Astrology . the ocean . Frank Sinatra . Christmas Lights . Biographies . Giant sunglasses . Animals . Books . Anthropology . Baseball & brew . My family . Very scary stories . Live music . Eating spices . Sexy tats . Photography . Road trips . /llo,mohawks . Thumb wars . Shakin my badonkey . writing . All Things Vintage . Hoodies . CINEMA .

< loathes >
The Gamecocks eww . Popped collars . Math . Techno music . Brussel sprouts . useless sideline reporters . Morons who put CLOTHES on their DOGS . Mornings . apathy . gossip magazines . Men in pink . Posers . Tacky tan lines . AMERICAN IDOL . Liars . Root beer . corporate radio . The improper use of your and you're . Mushy stuff . Carpet . shitty tippers . Nickelback . animal cruelty . ethnocentricism . nepotism . annoying republicans . gooey cup-holders in my car . being ignored . fuzzy teeth . broken hearts .

I'd like to meet:



BEAR GRYLLS. I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S MY SOULMATE. <3 <3

I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH KAT VON D.

JET LI IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

Music:



Movies:



juwanna man.

Television:



i don't own a television.
i youtube.

Books:



Heroes:



MY LIL BRO JASON

MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND ERIN

KAREN WALKER

CESER MILAN

......AND BORAT.

My Blog

Biggots make me Laugh

http://www.cnn.com/video/?JSONLINK=/video/politics... i should be outraged, but this guy is just a shining example of why you SHOULD vote for change....
Posted by kristin on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:06:00 PST

Halloween isnt Black & White

i'm no stranger to religious intolerance. Growing up Catholic in a predominantly protestant little town in the heart of the Bible belt is part of what shaped my entire belief system as an adult. i wen...
Posted by kristin on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:19:00 PST

Jason’s Latest...

We're all breathing easy... Jason's surgery went great! He has another permanent tube, but health is all relative, right? This one had to be put in between his ribs and into his left lung so that the ...
Posted by kristin on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:18:00 PST

Mars vs Venus

Men are pigs. Women are nuts. It's a whole new take on the "chicken or the egg" question. It seems like everywhere I turn lately I'm reminded that women can act absolutely looney beyond comprehension....
Posted by kristin on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:31:00 PST

Gimme yer money... for BOOBS

So it isn't exactly very appealing...the thought of running a 5k at 8am on a Saturday morning... and having to pay to do it...But what if I told you it was about BOOBS?Saving second base? Preserving t...
Posted by kristin on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:26:00 PST

Republicans Rock!

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Posted by kristin on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:20:00 PST

FI-YER BOW-DEN

I don't know how much more of Tommy Bowden I can take. You can recruit one hell of a team full of top-ranked athletes, but with no leadership you've got what amounts to a pee wee football team. Satur...
Posted by kristin on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:04:00 PST

Angry White Women

Angry White Women. I'm one of them.   Does the McCain  campain honestly think I am that desperate to see a Vagina in the White House? I've been FURIOUS about his VP pick since I first learn...
Posted by kristin on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:01:00 PST

A VOTE FOR OBAMA/BIDEN IS A VOTE FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS!

First, let me just say that I am a huge supporter of Barack Obama but in no way am I attempting to push my beliefs on anyone. If you dig McCain, more power to you. That's the beauty of having the righ...
Posted by kristin on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:53:00 PST

SAVING SECOND BASE

Who doesn't want to save second base? From double DDs to barely As, boobies are great. Men ogle; women support them, let them hang free, hide them, put them on display, even buy them. ...
Posted by kristin on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:08:00 PST