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Elizabeth

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

About Me

My name is ELIZABETH. Only people with written permission may call me Liz or Lizzie. Note the "ie." My nicknames are none of your business.I love swimming; the beach; random/useless trivia (as in, apples have more caffeine than a regular cup of joe and the phrase "sweating like a pig" is entirely incorrect); my freedom, my friends (I can't help but love ya, ya misfits!!); HONESTY; my little red motorcycle; my little turquoise Italian bike that I popped the tire on in the back woods of Fort Campbell (curses!); the woods; SCUBA diving when I don't nearly drown in a cave; people who know how to have fun and not at the expense of others; people who are true to themselves yet are still interesting; Inspector Gadget; laughing like a hyena; cheesy songs; cheesy jokes; cheesy food; ah hell anything with cheese period; Donar Kabobs (hahaha); The Muppets, especially ANIMAL; plain water without that fruity crap added to it...bleech; and reading until my eyes get crossed. Who knows...they may stay that way forever.I have visited most of Western Europe and Germany is my favorite by far...probably why I try to go at least once a year! =]. I believe your destiny is up to you but I am in no way discounting God in any of this...oh geez here comes a lightning bolt. I DON'T like: rotten grammar, smoking, (big, fat) liars, drugs, and folks who constantly whine about their shortcomings yet won't get off their asses to do something about it...this is America, Land of Opportunity...if you think it's that bad I'll buy you a plane ticket to parts of the world where the water you drink doesn't come from the place your brother just peed in and a pair of shoes makes you the rich kid. Moral of the story? Figure it out, kids.
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My Interests

Stuff.

I'd like to meet:

A monkaaaaay!

Music:

I heartily enjoy karaoke, especially when it involves me howling at the top of my lungs out of my sunroof and forcing law-abiding citizens to lock their doors out of sheer fear...I learned this skill from my mother. http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/armylizzzard/muppets- animal-1.jpg

Movies:

Dangerous Beauty, Coming to America, Super Troopers, Serendipity, A League of their Own, Indiana Jones, The Notebook, Just Friends, Last of the Mohicans, The Sweetest Thing, Legally Blonde, and whatever else I feel like seeing, especially if it's funny!!

Television:

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE "Pushing Daisies," "Chelsea Lately" because she's hysterical, and "How I Met Your Mother." I also like both the History Channel and the Learning Channel because I am a nerd...I am a Mythbusters junkie and if I don't have to go into work early I watch a lil Golden Girls to make me less grouchy and apt to bite heads off.

Books:

Alice in Wonderland, Where the Wild Things Are, Infidel, and Chick Lit (as long as it's not TOO sappy). I am constantly reading SOMETHING, and I subscribe to more magazines than a doctor's office.

Heroes:

Jesus, my grandparents (who have been married 54 years and counting), and "Jaws" from the James Bond movies. If you piss him off he'll just eat you. Rarr!

My Blog

Be a "Do Gooder" Day!

Today, a totally random day, is my patented (bah) "Do Gooder Day."  =]  I know you peeps are busy busy but I believe in being nice to others, even strangers you will never ever meet and...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:57:00 PST

As random as bunny slippers on a chinchilla

Fun game!  List 5 things others may or may not know about you, and invite them to do the same.  This is fun because I said so, and I invented it.  So don't be a sore loser and play!&nbs...
Posted by Elizabeth on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:25:00 PST

Sweet Home Alabama

Okay so I'm a synthetic southerner, a total posier, but I really miss 'Bama sometimes.  Sometimes.  A quick synopsis of this weekend's activities: Friday afternoon I drove to Birmi...
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

Ride of Love 2007

Some of you guys know I have been planning on participating in this year's Ride of Love in Tuscaloosa, AL, May 19th. ROL is a 150-mile bicycle ride to support children who have been diagnosed wit...
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

Why I hate Mazda, at least today

So I went to my grandparents house in southern Illinios this weekend (a long weekend) and planned it so I'd leave their house early Sunday afternoon, right after church, because I have a ton...
Posted by Elizabeth on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:59:00 PST