Punch you in the face hardcore=)...
.....So heres the down-low...
Foskett called up James one summer night and asked him if he would like to be in a fucking heavy band with him. so they jammed all summer and wrote "THE RETURN" together then when Foskett's Junior year of highschool started Chris "the future drummer" asked Foskett to come to his house to fix the intonation on his guitar for him. when they got there, they decided "what the hell lets jam why were here." Foskett showed chris "The Return" and it was like BOOM! chemistry instantly. with the bands newley aquired drummer they spent a month or so writing together.
.....But, it stil wasnt right we were missing certain components. we needed a bassist. But instead of looking for one, Kris came to us. he moved here from Mukilteo, and had a job at Journeys in the mall. one of foskett's friends, and Kris's co-workers, informed Foskett about him. They exchanged numbers and BAM. it was set. eventually kris didnt work out as the bassist but thats when we found out athat he has an amaizing voice. so now hes our lead Vox
Until that one fatefull day when Kris was all like, "I'm fucking leavin bro i have to move!" and we were like FUCK! then INCAME DAYLE FORNESS To save the day! He Became the MAIN VOX. BUT THEN! one day dale was talking to his chum ALLEN about how eugean needed a bassist and so later that day ALLEN decided to toodle on over to Foskett's to chill and jam a little and HOLLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT the line up was perfect and now EUGEAN is truly melting Fucking Face's! Well girls and boys, dayle has been recruited by the street urchents of kitsap county, do to the hard core life style that the boys found in a man at a dv show. dayle was properly divided from the band giving space for the women eating, animal throwing, gerrbal beating, bruce cambell fan named brent shields. with his sas, energetic, flambouent, meaty package the band has found a sound they've been missing. Enjoy the music of anger, sexdrive, and bitterness with a party touch, as we explore your town and maybe a couple other things too. Nukkas.
...To Be Continued No longer
