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General McFlabwobble

I'll fall in love another day...

About Me



My Interests

"that natural asian way" angelina jolie, anti-drugs, bacardi the dog, baseball, beowulf, boobs, boston, cheesecake factory, civil rights, courtney cox, cows, cream soda, darcy fawcett, darkness, david e. kelley, democrat, dogs, donald duck, donnie darko, donuts, drug free, ds9, edward norton, extrovert, family guy, feeling infinite, flirting, florida, going through the motions, graphic design, guster, h & m, habitat for humanity, halloween, hilary duff's muff, holding hands, honesty, hoodies, hooters, hugz, interview with a vampire, jacking off, jake gyllenhaal, james bond, jason mraz, jaws, jenna jameson, john mayer, journalism, kill bill, kiss off, kissing, krispy kreme, laughing, life as a house, lucy liu, lust, maggie gyllenhaal, making out, maren ord, margaret cho, maroon 5, masturbation, megan "megz" davis, nakedness, new orleans, orange, parker posey, pf chang's, phantom planet, porn, pretty girls, princess melissa, pro-sex, ps2, real world, red cross, rock climbing, room for squares, sarcasm, serendipity, sex, skyy blue, smiles, strippers, sweet olive trees, the hell with love, the house of yes, truth or dare, twister, university of new orleans, urban outfitters, virgo, volunteering, washington dc, web design, working out, writing

Movies:

'The United States of Leland,' 'Saved!,' 'Crash,' 'Thank You For Smoking,' 'Imagine Me & You,' 'Raising Victor Vargas,' 'The Sea Inside,' 'Twister,' 'Bend it like Beckham,' 'On the Waterfront,' 'Jaws,' 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,' 'E.T.' 'Monster House,'

Television:

Veronica Mars, Heros, CNN, Gilmore Girls, Nip/Tuck, The L Word, Weeds, Kyle XY, Robot Chicken, Project Runway, Workout, Studio 60

Books:

The perks of being a wallflower, Me Talk Pretty One Day, How to make Love like a Porn Star: a cautionary tale, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The 5 People You Meet In Heaven, Wicked: The Life & Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Brave New World, A Confederacy of Dunces, Life of Pi, 1984, Animal Farm, Prep

My Blog

The Swordfish

It honestly takes a lot to make me laugh, and when I do it's usually at really stupid things.I saw 'Get Smart' today. While not a complete "Laugh out loud" movie, there was one scene in particular tha...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:26:00 PST

Angry

I'm losing faith in my faith.
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:18:00 PST

My Baywatch Dreams

I have a lifeguard swim test coming up on Tuesday which, I'll be honest, I'm not so sure I'm going to pass. Something about swimming the length of 2 football fields without stopping to rest seems like...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:47:00 PST

There Goes The Neighborhood

I live in kind of a nice neighborhood. Alright, it's a really nice neighborhood. It's swank, quiet, and problem-free.Until today.A sexual predator just moved onto the street I live off of! The Winter ...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:21:00 PST

I Hope Your Kid Gets Abducted!!!!

It's all my fault, really. I went to see a children's movie on opening day, in the afternoon, so I deserve to get kicked in the back of the head. It's as simple as that. But let me just say this much:...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:52:00 PST

The Most Amazing Balloons!

I can't get over how cool these balloons are! You can order them (I have no idea why you would ever need to) from http://www.balloonguyentertainment.biz/.So freakin' awesome! There's an entire gallery...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:44:00 PST

*GASP* & the City

When you think about going to the movies, there's always that initial concern about choosing just the right time. You'll ask yourself, "Is this movie so important that I have to see it opening day wit...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:33:00 PST

HIV Testing

Here's a fun fact: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that 180,000 to 280,000 people nationwide are HIV-positive but are unaware of their status.That fact is meant to s...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:01:00 PST

Making Tough Choices

Whenever possible, I try to avoid writing blogs that have a serious tone to them because I know that's not why you read. 9 times out of 10 it's just implied that the sillier an entry, the more people ...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:33:00 PST

This is for you, Shirley dear...

Smart DecisionsHow about a horse to cut gas costs? Why don't you park him in front of your office building?xoxo...
Posted by General McFlabwobble on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:14:00 PST