a bag of smashed assholes |
A bag of shamshed assholes:1...tr> A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes ie there really ugly ... Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 23:13:00 GMT |
a nice beverage. |
1 glass of Ice Water
Squeeze in a half of a lime.
Add a splash of O.J.
Add 1 packet of Splenda.
Drink.
I felt compelled to document this. Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:11:00 GMT |
M*cB |
Strength-training with your temples is a sick game of monotany and pressure. To feel the burden of outstanding affairs is like sitting, in lotus, with a small dense car on your brain. Sleep ... Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:22:00 GMT |
of Evolution. |
of Evolution.
(manically)
Hypothetical Pangea. Go. It's whatever-b.c. . Before Corruption. We've got plant-life and sabre-toothed things moving about. Not a comet in sight. We also have Reevits. Small... Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 18:17:00 GMT |
Camposition's BugChasers- Subversive Cabaret REVIEW |
The actual review.
There's nothing more universal than a child sleeping: an arm flung carelessly overhead, a splay of hair so dark it seems to have sprouted up from the floor of t... Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 00:17:00 GMT |
"f'donked" |
1. F'DONKED VERB: when a male rips off his penis in order to slap someone across the face with it. usually happens when male decides he is gay "This fag f'don... Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:31:00 GMT |
Miami Herald: Bug Chasers |
Um...I know I don't blog often. I'm sorry about that. Really. If you even care...I know I probably wouldn't care about some other terrible bloggers life...but if you care, I was in the paper today. I ... Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:30:00 GMT |
On my way to the Em Eye Ay! |
I am heading back to Miami. Mmhmm, I am.
Here I come.
Almost there.
... Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:38:00 GMT |
Steamy... |
So, I went to the gym today. From DustBunny to GymBunny. I addressed the joke before you all double over with laughter.
I worked out for a bit, showered, steamed, showered again and I am not go... Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:49:00 GMT |
I got a new phone! |
I got a new phone! Sony Ericsson w600i! Bad-Ass swivel feature!
Egad!
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 14:39:00 GMT |