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Kerry!

Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they lov

About Me



My name's Kerry, but everyone always hears Gary or something that's not my name when I introduce myself. So being able to write it out for you really helps me with the initial introduction.
I'm pretty crazy and impulsive, and I like to entertain. My passion for making people laugh comes from me being funny.
I live whimsically, spontaneously, casually but deeply.
I'm absolutely excited about life and where it takes me, and...
Mediocrity has absolutely no place in my life.
Being happy and making other's happy in the process is of high importance to me, and hopefully to you, too!

AIM - Oh Stickybrit

My Interests

history, small coffee joints, busy streets, city life, TRAVEL, road trips, practical and politically incorrect jokes, making an ass out of myself (and others), spontaneity, old people in love, mythology, urban legends, new experiences, intelligence, the wookie love, being in pictures, UK, filthy animals, moosique, running around laughing, skipping, tripping, drooling, driving around aimlessly, karaoke, foolishness, sap, big band, NOT SLEEPING, being mature without being a total drag, meeting new people who bring more to my life than another friend to my list, grammar, vocabulary, proper use of contractions, Marvel Comics, X-MEN, yankers, pranks, wearing shirts that cut off my circulation and being made fun of for it, punching for any given reason, dinners out, dinners in, movie night, unplanned events, eating faster and more than the average bear, proverbs, cheesy pickup lines, the drive-in, fondue, fun you!

I'd like to meet:

The adventurous, positive-minded, proactive, spontaneous, self-motivated, interested, nonconformist maverick types are the kinds of personalities I generally find myself attracted to!
I especially like those who are humble, absurd, honest, well mannered, driven, mildly insane, friendly, well spoken and always on their toes.
HEY YOU! - If you get your jollies by belittling people on a superficial level we probably won't connect in the best of ways, so it would probably be best that you save yourself and move onto someone more interested in your ridiculous behavior.I need someone who can do the cooking by the book:

Music:

is my mentor; my inspiration; my motivation; my therapist; my best dancing partner.

Television:

Discovery, History, TLC, Travel. Those channels.
n3rd.

Heroes:

People who strive for everything they want, even when the odds are undeniably against them.
And this guy!:

My Blog

Um, Mike Jeffries?

Dearest Mike Jeffries:If I am to understand correctly, you are the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch (shortened to A&F, respectively).  Given this information you must rake in about a trillion billion dollar...
Posted by Kerry! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST

Old Writings With New Meanings

I wrote this a while ago, and I revised it. Recently I've felt myself fall away from who I've been and the ethics (both social and personal) that I've upheld my entire life.Different things contribute...
Posted by Kerry! on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:36:00 PST

Top STUPID!!!

I wish...there was never such a thing as top 8.  or 4.  or 37.and that my subject line wasn't so clever, because then all of you wouldn't be envious at this moment.I tried doing away with such silline...
Posted by Kerry! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

HALLOWEEN '06

So...let's get to the important fact first.For Halloween, I was...OH YES I DID.Geno was a healthy Mary-Kate. People kept guessing he was Janis Joplin. Those people are blind. and forty years off.Op...
Posted by Kerry! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:12:00 PST

Global Night Commute Pictures...WAY BELATED.

How about that Global Night Commute from months ago? I didn't update about it yet because I had no pictures to show, and we all know how boring all-text posts are. So here I am. Months later as I sta...
Posted by Kerry! on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:00:00 PST

All Those Little Reminders

Posting a bunch of life-inspired quotes is kind of tacky, I understand, (hate me if you will) but these quotes present to us dimensions of our deserved happiness in all of our pursuits.Soooooo...I wan...
Posted by Kerry! on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

Global Night Commute - Important

Click Here to View Invitation.Everyone is invited, whether to participate or at the very least to spread the world and allow these children to be visible."Every night, over 40, 000 children, many of w...
Posted by Kerry! on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:43:00 PST

Disney Musicals

I hope I'm not going to have to cross post all of my livejournal entries into Myspace, as if I actually post enough to do so.  But, here I present to you yet another inspiring moment had by mysel...
Posted by Kerry! on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 09:59:00 PST

Broken Link Fixed and Hilarity Ensues

Here's a fixed repost of Sarah and my ever-popular Chericola vs. Lupe Caliente video. Just 'cause! ...
Posted by Kerry! on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:02:00 PST

Park it in the Dark

So there it was.  And there we were.  And that was where it went. Starring: Sarah Delp and Kerry McFurtlemyer "HEY YOU!" "Go ahead with what you want!" "I just toked up some.  H...
Posted by Kerry! on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:20:00 PST