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Monté LaVon Smith

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"The only 1 holding you back..............IZ YOU!!!
YOU!!!!!!!!"

My Interests

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Music:

I see music like I see women. Now I love me any shade of a sista. But beauty is beauty, be it white, spanish, native american, indian, asian, african...etc Now I love hip-hop and r&b but hot is hot. Be it rock n roll, country, alternative, classical, pop, etc........ Maroon 5, Linkin Park, Pink, Shakira, Kelly Clarkson, Natasha Bedingford, My Chemical Romance have all had songs I was feelin

Television:

When I do watch TV, its usually ESPN or the Discovery Channel.

Books:

The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth book. Towards the end, this GUY saves the whole world.

Heroes:

"Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth, so much for the Good News/Instead of calling the Bible the Bible It would be called everybodys Screwed/Now Everybody turn to Damned Chapter 4 verse 8/It reads I was goin through with it until dat pussy spit in my Face"..... If I was Gods' son. Thank Father GOD 4 GOD THE SON. The Lord JESUS THE CHRIST

My Blog

I'm selling parts of the Sun for a mill.

Of all the dumb things people sale and buy...Please tell me how you can "buy a star". Basically if you wanna name a star after some1, all you need is money. Ok where do i begin...whoever thought of th...
Posted by Monté LaVon Smith on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:48:00 PST

Top 10: Flat side of the Battery(-Negative) People

Top 10 reasons why some people are so flat side of the battery(-Negative) 1. Because if you succeed It'll just make them feel like more of a loser.2. Because they don't have any goals in life, so why ...
Posted by Monté LaVon Smith on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:19:00 PST

What Makes "Dumb People" Dumb, & "Smart People" Smart

Glad  you asked, long story short, it boils down to the capacity of an individual to A.)Retain new information, B)Comprehend It.  You ever wonder why the idiot's in your school days were idi...
Posted by Monté LaVon Smith on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:17:00 PST

Coming Soon. To An Ear Near You

"Nigga Now Listen" "Leave D@ Bitch Alone"  "WitchCraft" "I't Couldn't Have Been Me" "7th Day" "The Voice"
Posted by Monté LaVon Smith on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST

WHY IS IT

Why is it that you get a ticket for not having on a seat belt. Having on a seat belt is for your safety if an accident occurs. It doesn't make you any more ,or less of a danger to ...
Posted by Monté LaVon Smith on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:38:00 PST

An Eastsiders Rebuttal

A Pretty, Young Lady West Sidedian. All in fun, said and I quote "East Siders are ghetto, dirty, and always wantin to fight, etc.." and my response was da following: OUCH!!! I feel I mu...
Posted by Monté LaVon Smith on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:27:00 PST