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jilldo

bizzaro thunder maker

About Me

i love myself and i think everyone else should too. i like inside jokes. if you have no inside jokes with me, well, too bad for you! i like spiders, but i don't like spiders crawling on me- ever.
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
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My Interests

reading people's minds. getting my girlfriends drunk and touching their boobs. making fun of people- but not to their face. making fun of my boyfriend to his face. i am a tease. i love spankings *every day*. (spanker or spankee) i enjoy writing on newspaper with ballpoint pen very much while listening to new music. i like knowing the genus and species names of animals. i love the universe. i like to lay in bed thinking about what i will change in my myspace profile and then forgetting when i wake up- not really- i hate that. i love sleeping. I love being outside in the mountains. Wildlife makes me happy- but not dissected sharks- too juicy. i like to do it. By default, I am an artist, a painter, a writer, a seamstress, a room mom, a chef, a lover, a drunky, a dominatrix, a model, a muse, a party animal, a voyer, a tree hugger, a brownie leader- (not anymore :(, a photographer, a yearbook creator extraordinair, and an all around freak. (A bit- HA!) One of my favorite things in the universe is decorated people. I love to see the beautiful and interesting ways people decorate their bodies with artwork and jewelry. someone get me a sharpie- i will draw on your body.

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I'd like to meet:

I love to meet smart, happy, evolved, open minded people. It's a plus if they love tattoos and would let me poke a hole in them!
You're Lili St. Cyr!

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Music:

hmmmm, i love punk rock. i love psychobilly and ska and honkytonk- oh my dear johnny cash. stray cats are delicious!!!!! (brian setzer rocks too:) i love motown and reggae and kick ass girl bands. i am in love with garage bands- white stripes- detroit babies- love them, hot hot heat, modest mouse. I still love the killers. brandon flowers, mmmm. i cannot forget my alter ego that is subliminally attached to disco, oldies, classic rock, ecoostic hookah and jam bands. i likes me some r & b goodness sometimes, it's hard to name "bands" i like. i love it all. beastie boys rock too!
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Movies:

hmmm- what did i see lately? lots-o-scary. slither was pretty funny and gross. the breakup was disturbing. hard candy- whoa- that's a crazy movie. i'm thinking of a top-10 list. i am a horror movie junky. any and all. i love zombies. i am so scared by them wanting to eat my brains but i love them. shaun of the dead is so so funny to me. FINALLY saw land of the dead - creepy evolved attack zombies! i like independant films. not crappy "nominees." back and forth, forever. that means poop. good silly comedy- some make me laugh every time i see them- 40 year old virgin, friday, old school. heehee. i like old movies too- casablanca, gone with the wind. disney movies make me cry. they are just so damn heart-warming.
You Are
A Classic Pumpkin Face

You would make a good pumpkin pie. What's Your Pumpkin Face?

Television:

i watch too much tv. i watched the whole new season of south park- hi-lar-ious! and drawn together is so so dirty i can't beleive it. celebrity paranormal is funny. does anyone know about MXC- don't get eliminated!! hahaha love it. i enjoy watching random people hurting themselves. maybe someday my life won't be so boring that i must live thru watching retards on tv. obviously not likely.Imagine that- i'm a pumpkin pie!
You Are Pumpkin Pie
You're the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality
Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special What Kind of Pie Are You?

Books:

over the summer i read a bunch or anne rice novels. i also read zanesville- the author was compared to hunter s thompson- but i don't know about that. highly fucked up book- he bites his own dick off. fear and loathing, electric kool-aid acid test- i think i was there?, jonathon livingston seagull, flowers in the attic, scary short stories. no time to read again.....

You Are a Super Flirt
You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate.
You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.
And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Heroes:

my girlfriends. i love them. they are smart and strong and b-ea-u-tiful! girls with double D boobs. madonna is a crazy bitch and she has the same birthday as me. love her.
You are Voldemort. You love the feel of power and
you have other people kill the innocent.
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why yes, i am wonderwoman!

Your results:You are Wonder WomanWonder Woman 83%Iron Man 80%Supergirl 78%Green Lantern 75%Spider-Man 65%Superman 65%The Flash 65%Catwoman 60%Robin 38%Hulk 35%Batman 30%You are a beautiful princesswit...
Posted by jilldo on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST

yayyay- more zombies!

Take the quiz: http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=8825"> size="+2">Which Horror Movie Are You?http://img.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz2/8825/res7. jpg" border="0">Dawn Of The DeadYou tak...
Posted by jilldo on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:06:00 PST

zombie fossils

so- obviously no inquiring minds want to know- or do know; but i am going to tell you anyways.  i recently learned in my paleontology class, to my enormous delight,  that the ...
Posted by jilldo on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

5

You Are 5: The InvestigatorYou're independent - and a logical analytical thinker.You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does.Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in borin...
Posted by jilldo on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST

BETTIE IS HOTT!!!

by accident- i screwed up my be-a-utiful orange profile and couldn't get it back.  it was time for a change anyways, i guess.  so, as most of you have already noticed-  - i changed my p...
Posted by jilldo on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:01:00 PST

fucked up

man i need a drink.  what a crappy day.  fuck.......
Posted by jilldo on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:36:00 PST

tag! you're it!

i was tagged a long time ago- and recently was again - (fluffy) - so fine; here are 6 weird things/habits about me: 1.  toilet paper has to be overhand, NOT underhand- always. 2.  i have to ...
Posted by jilldo on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:50:00 PST

i feel.......

update: i have been too busy to blog, so i will condense it all right here..... i went to chicago, crazy, green river, drunk people, expensive.  fun times.  had a bit of a falling out with m...
Posted by jilldo on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST

oh rats!

oh the rats.  has anyone had pet rats before?  i'm telling you, as a new rat owner- they are an awfully fun pet!  aspen and spruce -they are social and smart, easy to take care of, swee...
Posted by jilldo on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:23:00 PST

first, (second), day of school

ok. let's try this again. blogs weren't working yesterday, and they warned me, but i posted anyways and alas- it is gone. i was just bitching about school. starting a new semester, second day today...
Posted by jilldo on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 01:02:00 PST