Doug

I live in LA now. every day i sit outside my appartment and wait for pat swayze to dance by my door, which he has done a total of 57 times. each time i try to talk to him but he moves so wounderful that all i can is shed tears as he floats out of my view. I live with Gary Busey, who wakes me up every morning in a panic due to the fact he can't find his booyeah. he's cool but fairly high strung, plus he wakes me up every morning so theres that. once a week i have lucnh with Don Johnson, (he makes me call him CROCKIT) gives me advice and lets me pick his brain. Sometimes gary comes along but he is usually a distraction. plus most resturants in west hollywood have restraining orders against him. it dosn't seem to bother him so thats cool. most nights i hang with Gary. we usually party until he gets out of hand and threatens to kill me in my sleep. After that i go to bed knowing that he will soon forget about wanting to kill me. its pretty cool.
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