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Dirk McSmirk

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About Me

Well, my name is Dusty but I also go by Buck Showmaster, Atwood McBride, Drake Eider, Dust Endearing, Dirty, Dirt McGirt, MC Girt, and Dust. I'm half Colorado boy, half Texan, half hippy, half thrasher, half lover, half fighter, half cocky bastard, half scared little puppy. I'm also an actor and a musician, so I'm going to have a wonderful life full of bartending jobs. Currently, I work for a film and advertising company. I'll make you a star!

My Interests

I enjoy acting, playing music, listening to music, writing music, reading, watching a good movie(it takes less time than reading), thinking, billiards, darts, golf, poker, gambling in general, sex, voyeurism and having my toenails clipped.

I'd like to meet:

Normally, everyone puts "you" right here, but honestly I don't know if I'd like to meet you. There are four men that I would like to meet but three of them are dead; Johnny Depp, Jeff Buckley, River Phoenix, and James Dean. For the women;Frances McDormand, Holly Hunter, Jane Fonda circa 1967 and Grace Kelly, as well as, Jenna Jameson, for other reasons...obviously.

Television:

I'm more of a movie guy, but lately I've enjoyed snacking on bonbons and watching an episode of Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, Big Love and Lost, and I secretly love soap operas, "I gotta have my stories!". Those are the dramas that I like, but for comedy I love, It's Always Sunny in Phillidelphia, Greg the Bunny, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Office, Entourage, Flight of the Conchords.

Books:

Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Eggers, Klosterman, Kerouac, Cave, Carrol, Hunter S. Thompson, Palahniuk, Robbins, both Burroughs, Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Milton, Poe, Shakespeare, Salinger, McNally, Shepard, Beckett, Charlie Kaufman. Anything existential and/or oddly brilliant basically.

Heroes:

All those people that are on CNN's "Heroes". Oh...and all those people on the amazing network show, Heroes.

My Blog

Subway

So, I'm thinking of going to Subway for lunch. I know it's supposed to be fairly healthy for you, but the stress of ordering can't be too good. They just ask too many questions, " What kinda brea...
Posted by Dirk McSmirk on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:28:00 PST