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Erotic - Platonic

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MySpace Editor by Guide-on.netHere is a small disclaimer: I do not appreciate getting messages from random people who cannot keep their testosterone, ego, and/or lack of intelligence in check. I didn't join this site to be e-humped by random people, so please think twice before sending me such messages. That said, I typically don't accept friend requests from people I don't already know from somewhere else. I'm not on here to win some fuckered-up online popularity contest, so if you're just looking to add another number to your list then move along.
Was that abraisive enough? Good. I'm really not as venomous and hateful as I advertise, but it saves me the annoyance of dealing with stupid people.
Now for the boring, random part. I like artsy-shit. I draw, paint, sculpt with clay, and customize My Little Ponies, among other things. I like red wine, the drier the better. I'm working my way toward "crazy cat lady" status. I work with animal rescue and rights. I love alternative music, my favourite bands being Our Lady Peace and Veruca Salt. I enjoy cooking and baking. I am a fan of classic literature. I have a crippling weakness for geeks. I have recently discovered I'm quite the hockey fan. I am not a patient person, and people either tend to really like me or really dislike me. Yes, it's that polarized. I'm attending school, but am wavering as far as what I should major in. I'm also attempting to write a book.

My Interests



Matthew Good Band's "Strange Days" lyrics:

Good morning
Don't cop out
You crawled from the cancer to land on your feet
Are you crazy to want this
Even for a while?
We're making this shit up
The reasons for being are easy to pay
You can't remember the others
They just kind of went away
So you're driving, it's rush hour
The cars on the freeway are moving like slugs
When you drift off to wake up
Do you always hit the brakes?

We're done lying for a living
The strange days have come and you're gone
Either dead or dying
Either dead or trying to go

It's evening, you're tired
You sleep walk, a robot out to the street
Are you crazy to want this, even for a while?
You're driving, it's rush hour
The cars on the freeway are moving backwards
Into a wall of fire
Backwards
Into a wall of fire

We're done lying for a living
The strange days have come and you're gone
You're gone
Either dead or dying
Either dead or trying to go
Good morning
Don't cop out

My name is MandiOLP most everywhere on the intrawebs.

Art
Literature
My Little Ponies
Pullips
Alternative Rock
Cooking
Animal Behavoir and Psychology
Animal Rights
Animal Rescue
Politics
Tattoos
Chococat
Cats
Sewing
Singing
Travel
The Outdoors
Concerts
Sushi
Hockey
Philosophy
Wine
Horticulture
Etc., bitch

I'd like to meet:

Hmm. I can't think of many offhand, as I'm not the type of person who fangirls out and *has* to meet someone. Oh wait, well....

What can I say? I like dirty boys with a sassy attitude. For those of you who don't get the joke that's Mike Rowe from Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs". He's walking sex with attitude, and if you tune in you can see him get absolutely filthy on a regular basis. Mmmmm.

Other than that, I don't know. I meet a lot of people through my job, and that pretty much fills the quota.

Music:


Our Lady Peace
Greenwheel
Joydrop
Placebo
Cake
We Are Scientists
Matthew
Bon Jovi
Lords of Acid
The Killers
Franz Ferdinand
Garbage
Supergrass Rubyhorse
Ben Folds
Johnny Cash
Tracy Bonham
and many more.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Notebook
Bambi
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Pumpkin
Big Fish
Kevin Smith films
Movies don't usually do too much for me.

Television:

InuYasha (Kikyou being my favourite character)
Dirty Jobs
The Dog Whisperer
Mythbusters
South Park
Family Guy
American Dad
Animal Precinct/Animal Cops
Six Feet Under
Iron Chef (NOT America)
Adult Swim
Etc.

Books:

Animal Farm
The Jungle
Cry to Heaven
The Hitchhiker series
The original Phantom of the Opera
1984
Les Miserables
A Clockwork Orange
Slaughterhouse 5
Small Gods
The Notebook
Tailchaser's Song
Servent of the Bones
Pet Sematary
When Elephants Cry
The Nine Emotional Lives of Cats
The Lady and the Unicorn

Good Omens
Many, many more.

Chances are if you were forced to read a book for a lit class in high school it was and is one of my favourites.

Heroes:

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." Mahatma Ghandi

My Blog

And now for your viewing enjoyment...

I bring you more lolcats!For those of you unfamiliar with lolcats, I am very disappointed. For those of you familiar, I hope you enjoyed!...
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:23:00 PST

So we went to see Springer yesterday...

And it was hilariously great! Keep an eye out for Steph, Beck, Matt, and myself on future episodes of Jerry Springer. I even got up and pwned the icky guests, but sat down hurridly when asked to start...
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:10:00 PST

Reiterating what I said in the bulletin:

Stop. Seriously, stop reposting that goddamned, guilt-inducing chain letter about the little girl dying of cancer. No, dumbass. They will not donate three cents per forwarded email/post/blog. That do...
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:38:00 PST

Since its been a hard month...

For those who don't know, it's been an utterly shit month. I've had relationship issues, unexpected people showing up in my life, my car being towed for asinine reasons, and other little aggravations....
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:36:00 PST

A servers rant about Tuesdays during the Holidays.

Alright. I sincerely hope some of you who this pertains to read this. Most won't, I imagine, because I don't think most of you are literate. No matter. I'll still say it for the partially educated amo...
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:21:00 PST

You know what sucks?

The goddamned flu. That's all I've got right now.
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:36:00 PST

No!

I am devastated.
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:07:00 PST

*Ahem*

Composed now. No drunk dials, and no foolishness. I'm alright. Finished the dishes, and got some food into my stomach.Maybe I need a new job. It certainly doesn't help when I'm reminded of things all ...
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:03:00 PST

I am the lamest person alive.

Saturday night, and I'm playing PI, doing dishes, and getting a bit of a buzz going. Should I have gone out? Yes. Ugh. I just can't afford to with Christmas coming up, but man, sitting at home makes m...
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 10:00:00 PST

A well-said, courageous, and thought-provoking read.

Don't let the site deter you.
Posted by Erotic - Platonic on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:47:00 PST