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Justin

Still having fun at 35...and can still beat you at basketball...unless you're really good...

About Me

Born in San Antone, went to high school in Seattle, at Nathan Hale, played football at Texas Tech, moved back to Seattle for a while, got a job in Austin at the Dallas Cowboys training camp and moved back to Austin. Started doing stand up, met my wife got married and eventually moved to New York City where I lived for four years before moving back to the greatest city in Texas, Austin...wher I'm still doing stand up.

My Interests

Comedy, Sports, long walks on the beach...with your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, I've heard she's incredibly charming and a whiz in the kitchen.

Music:

Classic Rock and Rap and a little bit of old school country

Movies:

Fight Club,Hustle n Flow, Lonesome Dove, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rounders

Television:

24, Lost, Nip/Tuck, Sopranos, Family Guy, Entourage

Books:

I have read many many novels about many many things.

Heroes:

"My heroes have always been Cowboys..."

My Blog

My fifteen lines of fame on ESPN.com

I recently got quoted by Bill Simmons "The Sports Guy" on his NBA finals column.  Here is my email and his reply in full. I also agreed with the e-mail from New York reader Justin Sanders: "How...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:12:00 PST

Beer Time Bitches!

Well I made it but just barely and not with out bending the rules.  I gave up drinking for Lent recently and to be honest it was HARD as HELL!  40 days with out a drink would've been a miles...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:58:00 PST

Is America Overrated?

Pardon me for daring to question the United States but after yesterday's loss in the World Baseball Championship to f*cking Canada no less I think it's time to analyze America's mentality when it come...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:40:00 PST

Kobes 81

Kobes 81 points                After Kobe Bryant dropped 81 points on the Toronto Raptors the other night it made me wonder about all things...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:18:00 PST

Things I want for Christmas

Things I want for Christmas   Every since I stopped receiving toys as gifts Ive dreaded the Christmas holiday like a prostate exam.  It seems every year that my wife and I run a gamut of bi...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:09:00 PST

New Stuff

It's been a while I know so here are a few things that I've been thinking about over that time along with a stupid little quiz that you can take if you're interested.Dallas Cowboys:At this point they'...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 02:08:00 PST

The Sports Weekend That Almost Killed Me

The Sports Weekend That Almost Killed Me!Let me start by saying that I do not live and die by the success of the teams that I cheer for. Ill admit, I get worked up, yell at the t.v., pout, cheer and ...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:29:00 PST

Delta Gamma Girls

Delta Gamma GirlsWhen I found out that I was going to get to perform for a sorority at the University of Utah to say I was thrilled would be putting it lightly. I mean how often do you get to perform ...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:28:00 PST