The slightly longer version that isnt that good watch this space for a real one:-
The Origins of Fonzie TycoonIn the beginning there was a word, and that word was “heeeeey†then there was the pointing and finally there was the band.Fonzie Tycoon originated deep in the dark rainforests of Shoebyville, where only the daring and lucky survive… after several years fending for ourselves we decided to form some sort of clan, not some crazy racist clan with bad spelling or even some kind of super clan where we all use our super powers to fight the forces of good but that’s only cause we couldn’t afford the costumes, anyhow, we got together and felt the love it was almost visible in the air and it certainly covered most of the floor, well after several months cutting down trees and destroying/taming the dangerous wildlife in the surrounding area with a little help from some friends we renamed Shoebyville Shropshire and created the village of Pipegate.Well now you may be thinking that the above paragraphs has very little to do with music or with Fonzie Tycoon, and well you’d be right you smart arsed little funt. Im getting to that bit.So then Tim Pete Rich and Mat had formed this little clan and had cleared a bit of space, now all they had to do now was find what they were destined to do… turns out it was make a band.God assigned the Instuments like so:Tim found some vocal chords and a guitar on the floor in Macro hence he is the singerPete was abducted and woke up with his guitar “probing himâ€Rich stole some old guys wooden leg and carved it into a bass (it was horrible I tell thee)Mat found his Drum kit when he went treasure hunting in his back gardenthen pete done left us with no amorous guitar or opposable thumbs.(disclaimer… none of this is real apart from where rich got his bass from. Anyone that thinks its true or even understands it should be put down immediately you scum.)
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