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Your Exgirlfriend

I'm Bisexual....U buy me something, I'll get sexual!

About Me

I'm conceited and self-absorbed but you already knew that!I am worth $2,149,572 on HumanForSale.com
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My Interests

Making your life miserable and hating on your current girlfriend!

I'd like to meet:

A guy with a job or a hot chick with a personality!

Music:

Songs with phat base lines, funny lyrics or bouncing follow along balls!

Movies:

I'm a big movie chick and can quote every line from Debbie Does Dallas, ready... Oh yeah.. mmmmm , you're such a big boy.......uhhhh....oh course the whole team can join(dot..dot..dot)

Television:

Big Love on HBO, The First 48 on A&E, 8th&Ocean on MTV, Law & Order Criminal Intent on TNT, Basketball on TNT and anything I've recorder on my sprint scp5500!

Books:

The 48 Laws of Power, The Ethical Slut, How to Start Your Own Business, You Are Worthless, Choke, How to Live Rich and Die Broke, No God But God, Where the Strange Things Are and all the Dr. Suess books

Heroes:

My multiple personalities and my shrink!

My Blog

MY MOMMA ALWAYS SAID....

GUYS ARE LIKE BUSES... A NEW COMES EVERY 15 MINUTES!
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:58:00 PST

It hurts so good....

The truth...... it hurts so good!
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST

Beyonces' famous quote?

So I had a guy( I no longer have this problem) and he had a few problems of his own. For all you guys who read this stuff, take notes. We ladies are not as pull-the-wool-over-our-eyes as you think. Ba...
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

I want to be on you

For all of those who heart t-shirts, check out macandchas.com the beginning of next week and peep out our site...fly ass t-shirts for your purchasing pleasure to follow...
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST

girl code

""Here's to the shit we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, the laughs we can't stop, the gossip we spill, the looks that could kill, to havin' each others back, to the next morning gettin' the ...
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:30:00 PST

Shame on you...

First time shame on you...second time shame on me...Hooray for me! Church!
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:27:00 PST

personality is KING

You Have A Type A- Personality You are one of the most balanced people aroundMotivated and focused, you are good at getting what you wantYou rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's...
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:06:00 PST

OUR INCOMPATABILITY RATINGS ARE IN!

ARIES-you know what they say about separating the sheep from the goats? Well, its true! TAURUS-I do it there way, you do it your way. GEMINI-tease me mercilessly in front of the neighbors. CANCER-you...
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

I thought we had something!

This one goes out to all the people who I thought were my "friends". I send you a link to my companies myspace and you don't add it... no free tight ass custom made, vintage washed, smart ass inspired...
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

Why can't you just leave it alone?

If I don't call you back and if I don't return your text messages and if I don't try to hang out with you and I don't show up places you go and if I don't keep your number in my ph...
Posted by Your Exgirlfriend on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:44:00 PST