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Dirty Devin

I don't do it because i need to, I do it cuz I WANT to.

About Me

DIRTYDEVIN.COM(coming soon!)My name is DIRTY DEVIN™ I have a boyfriend whom I love but you can be my GIRLFRIEND ;) Im in the adult entertainment business and i LOVE IT!!! We are TRYING to start shooting, but are still having a hard time finding HOT girls to shoot because we don't go looking often enough.....:(

We ARE looking, so if you, or someone you know (18+ only!!!) wants to shoot with me for my site, we'd like to talk to you. You will get paid very well, and we will pay all of your travel and expenses. So basically you get paid to come party with us for a day or 2.....:)If you know someone who might want to shoot w/ me, I'll also pay for the hookup. SOOO send me your pictures!!Im in the process of developing my website DIRTYDEVIN.com it will be up shortly so I'll keep you posted!!-START Block to Place Custom Banner Just below Ad Banner; This works for Artist/Band page and Standard Page-!!-Create div with image! !-END Block to Place Custom Banner -!

My Interests

Laying out next to the pool,Traveling, Going to the beach, Shopping, Going to the river, Stripclubs, 2 girl lapdances woooooohooooooo.......Being naked in our hot tub, Watching the girls next door. I also love to travel and pick up hot strangers for me and the B/F to play with and Huge bong rips.A FEW RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME....I LOVE COOKIES!!!* *I LIKE TO WATCH TV IN BED *I DO LAUNDRY *I EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BANNANA SANDWICHES *I PEE IF I LAUGH TOO HARD *I LOVE KITTENS *I HATE BIRDS *MY NATURAL HAIR COLOR IS BLONDE, JUST NOT BLONDE ENOUGH *I LIKE TO SLEEP ON MY STOMACH *MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PINK *I LOVE STEAK *I LIKE SWAPMEETS *I HATE TO FLY *I HATE WEARING UNDERWEAR AND SELDOM DO *I USED TO PLAY SOFTBALL *I LIKE TO ROLLERSKATE OLDSCHOOL *I AM COLD IF IT'S UNDER 85 *I LIKE TO BITE *I HAVE 2 TICKLE SPOTS *MY FIRST JOB WAS AT BOSTON MARKET *I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL EARLY *I'M VERY ANAL ABOUT CLEAN TEETH *I LOVE HUGE BOOBS *I RARELY DRIVE BUT OFTEN TRAVEL *4TH OF JULY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY *I PLAY MONOPOLY *I DON'T DRINK ANY CAFFEINE *I LOVE TO BE CARRESED *I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SPIT *I RECYCLE *I BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE WHEN I WAS 19 *MY FIRST CAR WAS A CHEVY CAVALIER *I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STARS *I PLAY HALO *MY FAVORITE PERFUME IS CHANEL COCOA MADEMOISELLE *I HAVE A 60 INCH PLASMA TV LOCATED AT THE FOOT OF MY BED *I FORBID THE B/F TO JACK OFF *I LOVE FRANKIE B'S *I HATE THE COLD *I THINK A WOMANS TOES SHOULD ALWAYS BE DONE *I'M FRENCH/SCOTTISH/IRISH/ENGLISH *I LOVE PUPPIES

I'd like to meet:

A REALLY hot chick to hang out with and party, who isn't FUCKIN' PSCHO...LOL..Jessica Simpson (yum!)..Will Farrell...Paris Hilton(so I could slap her right in her dirty horseface!)....Mariah Carey, Robert Dinero, Bill Gates,

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Music:

I really like all kinds of music. Some of my favs are.... Rascal Flats, Eminem, Snoop dogg, John Mayer, Stevie Nicks, Dave Matthews,AC/DC, E40, Tori Amos, Avril Lavigne, Pennywise, Maddona, Kenny Chesney,

Movies:

Borat, Anchorman, Lost Highway, The 6th sense, Saw 1, Van Wilder, Old School,The Breakup, There's Something about Mary, American Pie, Alfie, Mary Poppins, The Notebook, Dirty Dancing, Fear, Napoleon Dynamite, Pretty Woman,Wille Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (The new one sucked ass!!!!) Closer, U-turn, Thelma And Louise, The Goonies, Scarface, Saw, anything SCARY!

Television:

The Girls Next Door, Desperate Housewives, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (i'm a nerd..lol), Nip Tuck, Reno 911, Cops, Malcom in the Middle, South Park, King of the Hill, Family Guy, The Wonder Years, Roseanne, and Shark Week....

Books:

Jenna Jameson's Autobiography, HOW TO GET HEAD IN BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING...lol

My Blog

Fakers....

God how i hate fakers in EVERY regard.....lol.I was just made aware of my first (that I know of) faker page......I would send you to the url but it has some sort of virus or something on it......If an...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST

DirtyDevin.com update......update.

New 10/20/07 Hey guys and gals.....Sorry I have not been answering anyone for so long...I hust have been waaaay too busy, and had been in limbo about the future of my site.As many of you know, we have...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST

F.A.Q.....(And a Rant)

I WROTE THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO COOL PEEPS, NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU GUYS......:)I am waaaaaaaay inebriated(wow...I spelled it right w/o spellcheck!) right now so for...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

ARE PEOPLE REALLY THAT OBLIVIOUS TO HOW OFFENSIVE THEY ARE?????

THIS ASSHOLE LOVES TO GIVE, BUT NOT RECIEVE.........MUST BE WONDERFUL IN BED........ENJOY.____REMEMBER TO START AT THE BOTTOM, AND READ UP.XOXOXOXOXOXODIRTY Dare you serious?YOU ARE THAT RETARDED ?Get...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST

MY 6ft5 12 year old......

He also bought ANOTHER friggin' Blackjack table from the Hard Rock Casino.Now I know he is a 6ft5 12 year old, but OMG! A roulette wheel? A REAL ONE? WHY?It's actually the one of the original ones fr...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:10:00 PST

are you fucking serious???????????

okay.......I want you guys to repost this, and email him.... Shame this asshole off myspace........Keep in mind I have never even talked to this CREEEEEEEEEPY old man.......EEEEEEEEW!check this guy ou...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST

The 420 Bar.....

So, I've been getting alot of emails asking various questions about the 420 bar.I will try to clear up the most common ones...1. what is the 420 bar? answer: If you can't figure it out, you don't nee...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

JUST A LITTLE TINY SAMPLE.....

....OF THE CRAP I GET EVERYDAY....Please also keep in mind the I usually ignore this stuff, but this guy simply just kept sending, message after message (all which i ignored after the first one)so I a...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST

A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YA......

I am not always online (even when it says I am, read below) Does everyone log off of myspace when they are not on the computer, or that page? Am I the only person who has their own computer? Or,...
Posted by Dirty Devin on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST

question 7

why did you tease us so? all we wanna do is smoke weed. oh, wait, i smoke weed anyway. and if i get busted i can afford the ticket! SWEET!
Posted by Dirty Devin on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:11:00 PST