I promise that for every Vietnamese or African baby that Angelena Jolie, Brad Pitt or Madonna adopt I will eat one Vietnamese or African baby. Although drastic, I feel that this proposed baby eating is the only way to bring a much needed balance back to our society.
"It's O.K. to grow up, just don't grow old." -Jarvis Cocker, Pulp
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." -George Bernard Shaw
No one, really... it's usually disappointing anyway. I'm cool with pretty much anybody but FLAKY douchebags who don't keep their word and just wanna drag you down... there's a lot of 'em. I'd also like to meet George Bush to beat his dumb ass for being such a tool!
ALL KINDS OF SHIT..... 80's buttrock, sleaze, glam, old school punk, new school punk, rockabilly, greaser shit, surf rock, ska, gangsta rap, country, techno, industrial, goth, classical, thrash & death metal, 50's doowop, old blues, '60's, '70's glitter rock & soul, reggae, cheesy mall rock, etc... even flatulence!
MISS YA, ELMER!!!
Anything Zombie...
or Gangster!
Tarantino and Scorsese movies are generally good. Rocky Horror Picture Show, Spinal Tap, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Casino, Carlito's Way, Scarface, Donnie Brasco, Blade, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Rock n' Roll High School, Heathers, True Romance, Requiem for a Dream, Spun, Outsiders, Clockwork Orange, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Don't Be a Menace to South Central..., Airplane, What Dreams May Come, Monty Python....
BREAKING BONADUCE!!! Ultimate Fighting (UFC), Boxing, Lost, Wife Swap, Trading Spouses, Cops, Cheaters, Intervention, Ali G, Chapelle, Entourage, & damn near anything on the Discovery or History Channel!
Yes, as a matter of fact, I've been booked into many of our nation's finest institutions.
Heroes are for pussies!