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Shay P.M.

I like my coffee black, just like my metal.

About Me


High school seemed like such a blur... I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections, and in class I dreamed all day about a rock 'n' roll weekend. And the girl in the front of the room, so close yet so far. Y'know she never seemed to notice that this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend.....
Young people of America, awake from your slumber of indolence and harken the call of the future! Do you realize that you are rapidly becoming a doomed generation? Do you realize that the fate of the world and of generations to come rests on your shoulders? Do you realize that at any time you may be called on to protect your country and the freedom of the world from the creeping scourge of Communism? How can you possibly laugh in the face of the disasters which face us from all sides? Oh ignorant youth, the world is not a joyous place. The time has come for you to dispense with the frivolous pleasures of childhood and get down to honest toil until you are 65. Then and only then can you relax and collect your social security and live happily until the time of your death.
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My Interests

I promise that for every Vietnamese or African baby that Angelena Jolie, Brad Pitt or Madonna adopt I will eat one Vietnamese or African baby. Although drastic, I feel that this proposed baby eating is the only way to bring a much needed balance back to our society.

"It's O.K. to grow up, just don't grow old." -Jarvis Cocker, Pulp

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." -George Bernard Shaw


"Moderation is the key to longevity" -Old Played-Out Liquor Store Cashier

I'd like to meet:

No one, really... it's usually disappointing anyway. I'm cool with pretty much anybody but FLAKY douchebags who don't keep their word and just wanna drag you down... there's a lot of 'em. I'd also like to meet George Bush to beat his dumb ass for being such a tool!

Music:

ALL KINDS OF SHIT..... 80's buttrock, sleaze, glam, old school punk, new school punk, rockabilly, greaser shit, surf rock, ska, gangsta rap, country, techno, industrial, goth, classical, thrash & death metal, 50's doowop, old blues, '60's, '70's glitter rock & soul, reggae, cheesy mall rock, etc... even flatulence!


MISS YA, ELMER!!!

Movies:

Anything Zombie... or Gangster!
Tarantino and Scorsese movies are generally good. Rocky Horror Picture Show, Spinal Tap, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Casino, Carlito's Way, Scarface, Donnie Brasco, Blade, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Rock n' Roll High School, Heathers, True Romance, Requiem for a Dream, Spun, Outsiders, Clockwork Orange, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Don't Be a Menace to South Central..., Airplane, What Dreams May Come, Monty Python....

Television:

BREAKING BONADUCE!!! Ultimate Fighting (UFC), Boxing, Lost, Wife Swap, Trading Spouses, Cops, Cheaters, Intervention, Ali G, Chapelle, Entourage, & damn near anything on the Discovery or History Channel!

Books:

Yes, as a matter of fact, I've been booked into many of our nation's finest institutions.

Heroes:


Heroes are for pussies!