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Darth Vader

Come to the Darkside!

About Me

Hmmm...A long story short, I was raised on the planet Tatooine with my mother. I was eventually takin by Qui Gon Jin to be trained as a Jedi. After becoming a Jedi I started to get bored with the whole thing pretty fast. So one day i just got up and left, thats when I first met Emporer Palpatine.He hooked me up with a pretty sweet gig, you know help rule the galaxy and what not. After a year of workin in the Empire I met a sweet girl named Daedra, we hooked up and made some whoopie, but i accidentally got her pregnant. Seeing how we werent ready and all we orphaned our children then went our seperate ways. Afterwards I soon decided to dedicate myself to the empire. Thats about it really.

My Interests

Killing Jedi's, Traumatizing my son Luke, Flying my Tie-Fighter, Building planet destroying weapons

Books:

How to use the Force, Galactic Domination for dummies, Learn to Speak Wookie, The Kama Sutra

Heroes:

Emperor Palpatine, Qui Gon Jin, Chewbacca