It Takes Two |
I don't mean to sound complaining, but stalking you is a two way street. This will never work unless we both decide to meet in the middle on this.
I'm willing to be flexible. If I need to ...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:21:00 PST |
A Cup O Me |
The French call orgasms 'little deaths' which means I'm committing a mass murder each time I spill my seed. But the accompanying shame and guilt have been overridden by the prospect of making som...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:59:00 PST |
Topeka |
When I am older, I will live in Topeka. I have been to the website only once, but it was a great online experience. I talked to my neighbor Jared, who lives near me and he said that Iowa is a great st...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:35:00 PST |
I Cant Believe Im Not Sterile |
You know the scene in Goonies where Sloth rips open his shirt revealing a Superman shirt underneath? That's how I feel right now becauseI have viable sperm. I went to Encino Reproductive Services Inc....
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:32:00 PST |
Welcome To The Sperm Bank |
I've always liked masturbating into a cup and showing it to people, so you can imagine my excitement when I found out I could getpaid to do so!I had Google searched "cum thirsty karl rove" and on the ...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST |
Death Is All On My Nut Sack |
Its not unlike me to stare Death in the face, but usually its in the guise of a busted condom, not an earthquake!!I know that God has been angry with southern California for a while now, and I definit...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST |
Chaos in Chatsworth: Where were you when the Earth Shook? |
I've received over 2 emails the past week about my well-being after the 4.5 whopper-quake that shook the valley last Wednesday at 1am. With the flood of emails that came in about the seismic eve...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST |
Summer Camp |
When I was a wee little tyke, I was often sent away to summer camps. At YMCA camp, I learned the necessary skill of 'bow and arrow' in case the buffalo ever get uppity. At Eagle Mountain fat camp, I l...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST |
Torture 101 (Make it hurt so good) |
There has been a lot of people expressing worries about how, and how much the U.S. tortures people. One of which is John McCain who was tortured by some Vietnamese folks. (Vietnamese folks could not b...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST |
An Ode To Candace Cameron |
You were always the smart one. Level headed and wise, you took on the role of the oldest sisterand were terribly boring. In a good way. With all the excitement in the house, we needed a little milk wi...
Posted by McGivern: Hope's Last Bastion on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:09:00 PST |
