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BaJayJay

Feed and Bleed

About Me

My Interests

pygmy goats.

I'd like to meet:


Vote!

Music:

busdriver. kick ass hippping and hopping. The Jerkoffs.

Movies:

A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints.

Television:

forget jay leno.

Books:

dick. phone dick.

Heroes:

who is Raul? osama obama. yomama.

My Blog

lindsey

  as the aroma of flatulence wafts in the air in midst my shower after my thrusting and squating and working my pooper over like a lonely prom queen wondering from the valley through a bad part ...
Posted by BaJayJay on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:22:00 PST

one time i spelled my name wrong with my tung in puke on the floor of a biffy, corn dogs pickle

Brownies45 mins. 36 brownies or 1.Ingreeds.1 cup butter2 cups sugar2 teaspoons vanilla4 eggs3/4 cup yummy cocoa1 cup flour all-purpose1/2 teaspoon backing powder. fuck you.1/4 teaspoon sale1 cup of my...
Posted by BaJayJay on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

a fuckin care bear doin your mom dirty style, while munchin on garbonzoshit bars drizzled....

Watch out ladies cause you know i don't love ya,Franklyn Furter is one bad motherfucka.
Posted by BaJayJay on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST

cannon falls

"Well some say I'm not country and that's just fine with me'Cause I don't wanna be country with some faggot looking over at me"
Posted by BaJayJay on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST

blog about the shitty beatles. or geez maybe uh some of the usual sick ass shit. like diahrea s

]]..........[[fuck you and dave's pisss.  i once pissed my pant s. and was so depressed about it that i went on a month longth whiskey binge which ended with a diahrea fest in a port-a-party. i p...
Posted by BaJayJay on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:35:00 PST

monkeys on parade

this is a terrible terrible idea. like a retard on moutain dew. well. monkey's should be jews and then trevor by motorcade.
Posted by BaJayJay on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

the way you would think you were dave w drunk the way i think im drunk and we are all drunk but

im not sure why we think alcohol. por. porr. poor. por. marijuana. phylis.but. i have a feeling like the devil makes soup. soup is hard to make from scratch., dave is sleeping in my aunt carol's bedro...
Posted by BaJayJay on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST

condom mints

ive once had have friends who have described to me how their farts stink favorite food group is from is condom mints. which is more hilarious. describing bbq as soup and hot sauce as a beverage or you...
Posted by BaJayJay on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

anowreckzia

does puking in ones own mouth daily register on the anoreamia scale, dr spock?
Posted by BaJayJay on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST