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mr. two

no, i won't touch your pickle for a nickle... unless it's a dill pickle... then i'll give you 2 nick

About Me


two days before the day after tomorrow you will be enlightened .


i live in ny with my woman. i produce music (as half of radioactive sandwich ). i work for a record label. i read comic books (click here to check out my collection) . i'm a carnivore. i have a mouse named tits who could kick your ass and a dog named meekrob who will eat your face.


ALBUMS FROM RADIOACTIVE SANDWICH:


The Earls of Sandwich (available digitally and on CD)

AMAZON.COM

CDBABY (hardcopy of the album)

EMUSIC


Soup... (available digitally)

AMAZON.COM

EMUSIC


Spices (available digitally)

AMAZON.COM

EMUSIC

My Interests

things i like:
mandy.
radioactive sandwich .
slice one .
batman.
meekrob
tits
music.
my friends.
cheese.
sharp things.
myspace.
apple sauce.
comic books.
fire.
my stuffed monkeys.
chocolate pudding.
real monkeys.
my bed.
trees.
tattoos.
australia (the happiest and most wonderous place on earth).

things i don't like:
smelly stuff.
dirt.
those people.
bad music.
country music.
blunt force trauma.
heat.

I'd like to meet:

people.
other people.
and maybe those people over there.

Music:



the greatest album of all time (imo) is nine inch nails' "the downward spiral". it does everything i want an album to do...

check out my cd collection here...

Movies:

batman (anything but schumachers...)
the crow
nightmare before christmas
pi
usual suspects
the protector
old boy
natural born killers
most comic book movies
anything robert rodriguez
anything tim burton
zoolander
house of 1000 corpses
ichi the killer
anything quentin tarintino
equilibrium
mad max

and probably a whole lot more...

Television:

reno 911
any batman cartoons
family guy
aqua teen hunger force
daily show
south park
ali g
simpsons
metalocalypse
korgoth the barbarian.
the state
justice league
futurama
king of the hill
trigger happy tv
cops/video justice/wildest...
man vs. wild

"stephen colbert did not sell out... the world bought in... to stephen colbert"

Books:

american psycho
balzac and the little chinese seamstress
survivor
the professor and the madman
Stiff

comic books...
40 books a month
at least

Heroes:

the ban jankri.
batman.
me.
slice one.
dr. gregory house.
bear grills.

My Blog

buy my music!

you can buy music from my band HERE.   or:   CLICK ON THE ALBUM COVERS TO GET THEM ON ITUNES!!!!   THE EARLS OF SANDWICH SOUP......
Posted by mr. two on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST

new jersey sucks

last night, some douchebag threatened to shoot me... over the usage of a sidewalk... i was walking meekrob, tryin' to get him to take a crap before bed... and this guy was about to basically walk INTO...
Posted by mr. two on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:47:00 PST

my comic book collection

check it out here: http://dmops.net/slicetwo/comics/comics.html
Posted by mr. two on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:34:00 PST

Slice Two Makes Beef Jerky!

Check out this video: Slice Two Makes Beef Jerky! Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by mr. two on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:55:00 PST

support me

The Earls of Sandwich (available digitally and on CD) CDBABY Soup... (available digitally)   Spices (available digitally) ...
Posted by mr. two on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:16:00 PST

please buy me this...

http://www.dccomics.com/dcdirect/?dcd=3469&lst=all&c at=PROPS+%26%2338%3B+REPLICAS         please?...
Posted by mr. two on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST

most amazing video ever...

  phillipines prisoners do THRILLER!...
Posted by mr. two on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

things that scare, and do not scare, my dog

scary:1. bags blowing in the wind2. mailboxes3. wind4. trash bags piled on the street5. his shadow6. street grates not scary:1. jackhammers2. sirens
Posted by mr. two on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

batbelt!!!

if you come across one i don't have, you better hook me up!!!
Posted by mr. two on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST

YOU'LL EAT YOUR KIDS (YEAH, YOU'LL EAT EM!)

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Posted by mr. two on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:42:00 PST