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Eldridge

Eldridge!

About Me

I'm a freelance gynecologist.

I exceed the recommended daily dosage.

I am the number 1,029,838 Led Zeppelin fan.

Enough about me, tell me about yourself.

My Interests

I deal in Bhae fulfillment.

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, cultured, well-mannered, fashionable, and impeccably groomed people.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

I run the gamut from hardcore gangsta (notice the '-a' as opposed to the traditional '-er') rap to popular country. No Shania or girly songs.

Movies:

American Psycho, American Pie, American Beauty, American History X, Risky Business

Television:

The Man Show, Conan O'Brien

Books:

American Psycho, The Catcher in the Rye, DSM-IV

My Blog

April 27 2005, 9:49 PM -- Grocery Store Observations

Where has everyone's sense of common courtesy gone? I hate it when people get a price check for an item, hold up the line for a solid two minutes and then don't buy the item because it's a quarter ...
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

August 13 2004, 10:38 PM -- The Olympics

Is it just me or is the United States gonna kick ass this year in the major events? Don't get me wrong, I see the sad little faces of the small countries with 8 delegates and wish they would have a ch...
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 23 2004, 2:09 AM -- How To Make Melon

As part of the asian culture segment of this site I'd like to introduce y'all to a 'lil filipino treat called "Melon." But you gotta pronounce it "meh-lon." Ingredients: Cantaloupe Water Milk ...
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 8 2004, 6:10 PM -- NBA Finals Series Format

2-3-2 huh? I don't see the home court advantage there at all; it should be 2-2-1-1-1 just like all the other series. If you think about it that 3 game stretch of away games is almost one week on the r...
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 6 2004, 3:01 PM -- Long Beach

Fun times down there when everyone from back home gets together. It's coo not seeing or talking to people for months at a time and as soon as you see each other it's like you never missed a beat. Old ...
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 4 2004, 4:47 PM -- The Seeds of Life

After 6 very long days of watering and waiting the first little leaves of my newly planted lawn are emerging from their soil bed! I'm so f'in excited. Home Depot here I come!
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 4 2004, 3:29 PM -- Love

My Bhae baby went to NY for the weekend! :< I miss her so much already.. she needs to be here and share the dinners that I'm cookin', watch movies, water the plants. Our fish Oscar misses her painted ...
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 2 2004, 4:13 AM -- Not exactly hot but hot enough

You know what I mean. On your way home at 2:30 in the morning eating at Norm's... wouldn't give 'em the time of day but those vodka martinis are in control now. .. . Good luck in the mornin'!
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 2 2004 2:46 AM -- E-mails

So am I wrong to think that it's not normal to check your e-mail account every 2 hours? Especially during non-business hours? I mean its 2:45 _AM_ and someone's just gonna die if they don't get on one...
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 1 2004, 1:28 PM -- LAkers

I'm happy.. we took out the T-wolves yesterday and sealed another championship 2003-04! Lakers over whichever underdog Eastern team in 5 games.
Posted by Eldridge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST