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Mister Nihiser

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About Me


Feel free to peruse my Facebook photo albums if you're bored... I know that the web is only so big, n'aw.

Some days the world is big enough for my ego. Other days, the word "the" is also big enough for my ego... the question you must ask yourself is this: are you aware of the serious nature of the charges being brought against you? And I respond: I'm aware of my... Pants. Game, Set, Cheetohs, GOOD DAY!!!

My Interests

Car audio hacks, IT, Saturnalia, "The Dark Tower," late night Waffle House runs, cursing Wal-Mart's existence, Fruity Cheerios, the principles of Marxism, PharmD aspirations.

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Spader, Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Creed Bratton, Kari Byron, Skinny Joe, William Shatner, the guy that invented the Hostess Orange Cupcake, Slavoj Zizek, MZD, Bill Watterson, Steve Earle, Dave Schools, Kinky Friedman, Pat Forde, Eric Wedge, Gregg Easterbrook, and last but not least one Mister Brendan Lynch, for being such a kickass guy and supplanting Neil Finn with myself atop his myspace Friends' list. He puts up with a lot of my shit just in knowing me.

Music:

The Mars Volta, Pearl Jam, Muse, Moist, Dayroom, Placebo, Brendan Lynch, The Decemberists, Sister Machine Gun, WSP, Mule, Jerry Joseph, The Cure, Flickerstick, The Posies, Love Spit Love, Slobberbone, Neil Young, Ani D., Tori Amos, Shivaree, Black Lab, Derek Trucks, Funkadelic, Kill Hannah

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Children of Men, A Mighty Wind, Harold and Maude

Television:

The Office, Arrested Development, Mythbusters, Jeopardy!, Scrubs, Sons and Daughters (RIP 2006), The State

Books:

Faulkner, Steinbeck, King, MZD, Al Franken. You know, the *classics*

Heroes:

Jim Tressel, The Crimson King, and William Shatner

My Blog

The Contiguous Manifesto Coma-parts.

I woke up from my nap at 5:46AM today, reminding myself that *yes, my son*, it is time to go make the donuts and drive the 40 minutes to Clifton. Sleep, last night, was a three-hour rough patch of doz...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

...Frustration Gettin' The Drop On Me.

It's comin' up fast, on a freight train, I daresay.Next week at this time, I'll be passed out on a Pacific Beach, praying for sundown and the nightly glorious pink hue bath. ...I can't fucking write f...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:00:00 PST

That Li'l Pink Thing On The End Of The Toothbrush? NOT an Eraser.

Really, no big business to speak of today. HOWEVER, NDC is gaining momentum and most new posts can be found there.So you think you wanna know what my Life's about? Set your phasers to "Nihiser", ensig...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:09:00 PST

Rust Never Sleeps Because It Hates Bedhead

Today finds our lovely author to be in a bit of a writing funk. Read along and feel free to dispatch advice at whimsical intervals....actually, I don't think I have much at all to write about today. H...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST

Welcome to the Past; Please Drive-Thru

So this thought occured to me today, and I know of only one guy out there that could answer it. SO PHIL LODWICK, if you're ever going to read this, just drop me a line, tell me what's up, fill my mind...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:32:00 PST

Keeping the Simple Plans on the Path

So my head is a wreck, really. I might kid around and say something like "I have the mad cow" but you know what? Something feels off, *really* off.... and I can't put my finger on it. Anyone that has ...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:03:00 PST

The Shakiness, Why, That's Just The Beginning

Hello again, friends. Please tell me that I'm not alone in wondering just *what* the hell Isiah Thomas is thinking. I mean, here is a guy shopping with daddy's platinum card and now he's just stumbled...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:25:00 PST

The Hairline Fraction: Nostalgia in the Slaughterhouse

I'm going to set the table, and everyone may just sit and dine at their leisure. Additionally, and this is meant for two of my very favorite people on earth: I know I should be writing more; I'll conc...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:56:00 PST

Brain Damadagascage. Flirting Until You Bleed. A Sedative in My 'Shine.

First, I've gotta change this damned default photo before I suddenly snap and do something dumb, like vote Republican this November. Or shave my head again. He looks like someone else, he doesn't look...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:44:00 PST

Under rapid-fire

A few short items right now:    No. 1: For those of you out there that are familar with the LOTR movies and/or the cartoon "Daria", I think that the now-former Mizzou men's basketball c...
Posted by Mister Nihiser on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:42:00 PST