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f-dog

f-dog's in the house

About Me



i'm the coolest, and if you don't know, now you know. yeah boy. i'm a straight up hustler. i'll bang your sister and yer mom too. i'll sneak up on ya like a crazy fish swimmin' round the ocean, fighting pirates and shit. damn i'm a bad ass mo fo. i just looked in the mirror and cold busted a hard on. i look good in my birthday suit. so all the ladies in the house best get in line. i'll taint your brown eye and make you cry for more. f-dog's in the house.

My Interests

hot as hell bitches, bust'n some dope beat's, my ninja

I'd like to meet:

king kandy

Music:



Movies:

city of lost children

Television:

the office, arrested developement, simpsons, the tick, family guy

Books:



Heroes:



My Blog

i been gone to long

i'm so fucking cute the girls start to riot i gots A+ knowledge so watch me apply it i got a big d like ron jeremy if you don't know best cum and see just get on the floor get on all four...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

let me see what you got

look at me i'm the m.c. chillin' with my boys in the place to be it's not paradise but it's quite nice i don't pay the bills but i pay the price i'm a good lookin man i'm my number one fa...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

x-mas

here comes the f-dog drinkin egg nog and i'll beat you down with my yule log bitch look at me while i trim yo tree i'm not santa claus but you can sit on my knee so listen here everybody ...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stank ass bitch

hold it do you smell it did you eat some trash or was it dog shit your breath is killin me so bad i can't see bitch brush yo teeth before you get with me at least chew some gum if not th...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rock

rock, rock i'm neva gonna stop show me that cherry let me give it a pop i'm a sex termanator there is none greater so blow me know and i'll eat ya later i'll lick that kitty go to brown c...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Charley Dietz

rap, rap, rap you think i'm full of crap i'll wear you down so ya gonna need a nap i'll dim the lights tuck you in bitch you'll be sleepin' before the battle begins your quadratious, i'm...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

check, check, check

i'll destroy all others their mothers, their brothers but i'll spare thier sisters i'll make them my lovers cause i'm the godzilla the micrphone killa check, check, check i'm about to kill bi...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who drops the bomb?

who drops the bomb i drops the bomb who drops the bomb i drops the bomb i said who drops the bomb i drops the bomb cause who drops the bomb is the name of the song cuttin' through the fog it...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yo yo yo

yo yo yo i think you better know that i gotta big dick for the girls to blow i'm a microphone man the step son of sam and i'll break your ass like it was made in japan peace
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

c-rap

1,2,3, i gotta take a pee, and my style's so def yall stole it from me so back off man, i'm no flash in the pan, and i say what i want cause i don't give a damn i'm samari fighter, i don't have a li...
Posted by f-dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST