Steve

Jerry ! Jerry!

Jerry Falwell was a man of faith. He believed that God played an active role in our society at every level. Not only did God teach us and guide us towards the Light, He also took the time to smite us ...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

New Year's Rockin' Eve....

...In the Calgary Airport Holiday Inn Lounge. Ugh.Let's talk about expectations, shall we? Even as bitter and jaded as I am I still think somewhere deep down inside that maybe this New Year's Eve wil...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:38:00 PST

My Plan For Iraq

Ya, you read it correctly. This is my comprehensive plan to aid the crisis in Iraq. I know what you're thinking. Who the fuck does he think he is? How does he have the unmitigated audacity to presume ...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:27:00 PST

Meet The New Douche Bags...

...Same As The Old Douche Bags.Oh, Joy! Oh, Bliss! The Democrats have taken control of both the House and the Senate! The Liberal revolution is upon us and America will be transformed. In the first mo...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

To Be Read At My Funeral

Thank you all so much for coming. If I wasn't a complete asshole in my life I imagine that some of you may have even travelled great distances to be here. For that I thank you. (to the reader- I recog...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 06:39:00 PST

Mary's full of Grace.

Dateline: Rome. As an April general election date closes in our well-soled, refined, Italian friends are in the midst of debating certain social issues. For instance, gay rights activists are going to...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 08:00:00 PST

Where Have All The Virgins Gone?

It's December 13th and I'm out of toilette paper. Fearing the worst, I immediately drive to the local Target store for ass-wipe restocking. Once there, the red doors part like the sea. Jews to the Ho...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:37:00 PST

Acclamation

The United States certainly doesn't have my heart but I have to admit: pound for pound, America is the greatest country on earth. By virtue of it's cultural achievments alone (inventing Jazz, Blues an...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:37:00 PST

Day Six Thoughts

OK, so it;s been six days. I've looked around, introduced myself, met some folks, got the lay of the land. My primary thought is this: Technology really serves as a microscope on humanity. What predom...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:41:00 PST

day four.

1907 hours and all is well. Health: check. friends: check. And that's it.
Posted by Steve on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:11:00 PST