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ah...ok.... I’ll tell you of myself. Currently i am a traveling vacuum cleaner salesman and an ass model in my spare time,mostly for GQ (gluteus quarterly). i enjoy styling my hair w/marshmallow fluff and putting bologna in my shoes and not wearing socks so i can feel funny all day long. I was born a poor Mexican girl who underwent a series of "Jackson (hee hee)" single glove procedures to make me into what is now a slightly larger than normal pale commander of all that is salamander. I dwell in places that are more geared to dark and warm. I have a preference to large flat surfaces and cool running water.I have many teeth and my mom says I’m a great kisser. I got mosta my shots and I like govt. cheese Budweiser NASCAR and Newport extra 100's,pork rinds, playin bloody knuckles, burnin' tires, Wal Mart underwear, and I shop @ some of the nicest designer clothing shops like the Salvation Armani and Big Lots. I am a great cook and know more ways to make a gore-met meal outta road kill than any of my friends from Louce. I have a custom set of hubcap chip/dip platters and cookware. I also hope to have a beard like Chuck Norris, hair like Hutch from Starkey and Hutch, a rockin' bod like Hasselhoff and a unitard/motor home like Shazam that I can park down by the river when I grow up. I sustain myself threw many seemingly (to most) random situations of grace that seem to meld together that form my day to day. I much enjoy the colors that I can see and attach to all of them situations and emotions that I want to be able to quickly express and define with ease. I am a strong believer that the only way to know how to live outside the box is to combine knowing it's every square inch and also at times not using any of that data and in just going on my gut. Any situation is mountable with the depth of heart that I can pull from and if not I take it as a sign that I needed a beating to not fall into the same hole later. This is my fabric. This is what makes me ME!!
Music:
Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Slayer, Exodus, Death Angel, Destruction, Dark Angel, Sepultura, Judas Priest ETC. Also like the legendary 60s and 70s bands... The Beatles, Old Stones, Hendrix, Aerosmith, Ted Nugent, UFO, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rush, Triumph, Alice Cooper, Thin Lizzy, Nazareth,Tesla, Old Scorpions etc. NOT IN ANY ORDERLord Gore, Exhumed, Impaled, Lamb Of God, Unleashed, Krisiun, Deseased, Toxic Holocaust. Metal of all sorts... except glam. I love Speed Metal, Thrash Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Punk.Old-school Texas Metal... Gammacide, Rotting Corpse, Dead Horse, Sedition, Hammer Witch, ABSU, Solitude Aeturnus. etc...
Movies:
Mainly horror movies... but, I like others too. Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Exorcist, The Evil Dead, Return Of The Living Dead, Brain Damage, Gladiator, Braveheart, Spartacus, Cool Hand Luke, The Warriors, Cheech N Chongs Next Movie, Death Race 2000, Shawshank Redemption, Let It Be, The Stoned Age, Goodfellas, Band Of Brothers... ETC.
Television:
ESPN A&E FAMILY GUY CSI TWO AND HALF MEN FOOTBALL BASEBALL
Heroes:
Batman, Godzilla, Dracula, 3 Stooges, Spartacus, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Joe Perry, Steve Harris, Bruce Dickinson, Evel Knievel, Jack Youngblood, Isaac Bruce, Muhammad Ali, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant.