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Haley Homewrecker

Hotter than a two dollar pistol

About Me

I'm really bad at hanging out, making plans, and responding to messages. I hate when bands add me that a) don't send me a message first b)I don't know personally c) are nothing I would ever listen to.

My Interests

Books, Music, Shows, Motorcycles, Cars

I'd like to meet:

I hate people.guys: I don't care how hott you look with your shirt off and your tribal tattoos, I don't want to "give your cell a holla" or be your "mami".

Music:

I listen to everything.I have unhealthy obsessions with psychobilly and country.

Movies:

A Beautiful Mind, Better Off Dead, Bless the Child, The Breakfast Club, The Cell, Children of the Corn, Corrina-Corrina, Donnie Darko, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Footloose, Forrest Gump, Girl-Interrupted, Half Baked, Kung Pow, The Labyrinth, Magnolia, Minority Report, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python- The Meaning of Life, Moulin Rouge, Mr. Holland's Opus, Sixteen Candles, The Neverending Story, Office Space, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, The Others, Oldschool, The Other Sister, Poltergeist, Punch Drunk Love, Requiem for a Dream, Saving Private Ryan, Saw, Shaun of the Dead, Singin' in the Rain, Taxi Driver, Trainspotting, The Usual Suspects, Waking Ned Divine, Wet Hot American Summer,and many more

Television:

Punky Brewster, Roseanne, I Love Lucy, Newhart, The Facts of Life, Family Guy, Futurama, Mad tv, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Home movies, My So-Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, Grace Under Fire, Nip/Tuck, Starved, Mad About You, Seinfeld, Conan O'Brien, Gilmore Girls, the Golden Girls, Reno 911!, the Critic, Dr. Katz, COPS, America's Funniest Home Videos, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Overhaul, Monster House, Monster Garage, the Wonder Years

Books:

The Giver, The Phantom Tollbooth, Rainmaker, The Chamber, Alice books, The Green Mile, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, The Virgin Suicides, Go Ask Alice, Angela's Ashes, 1984, the Da Vinci Code, the Narrows

My Blog

color quiz. i'm fucking bored.

RED - ANGER1. Are you currently mad at someone?Not really2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?my immediate family- my dad, but i have a few uncles I wouldn't want to mess with3. Have y...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:09:00 PST

fucking mono.

50 of the MOST Random Questions Ever 1. Where were you 1 hour ago? making a grilled cheese sangwhich 2. Who will be your next kiss? Josh 3. What is the largest amount of money you spent in one stor...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:09:00 PST

n.e.r.d.

Long Survey About YourselfWhat time are you starting this?:11:33pm Name?:haley Nicknames?:hale, homewrecker, kat Date of birth?:2.25.85 Sex?:yes Height?:5'6 Eye color?:usually green Where were you bor...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:24:00 PST

taken from shannerbuns

30 UNKNOWN FACTS OR SECRETS ABOUT ME: 1. What does your MySpace name mean? Exactly what it sounds like 2. Elaborate on your default photo: Me and Josh in my kitchen 4. What's your current relations...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:29:00 PST

so this is my new life plan....

With my next paycheck and whatever is left over from my tax return after I pay off all my bills, I'm going to buy a one way plane ticket to some third world country by the beach and buy a cabin. ...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:26:00 PST

survey stolen from lauren, who stole it from tam

1)Who's the last person you high-fived?probably liz.  that sounds like something we'd do.2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?fuck no3) Do you sleep with the tv on?always4) Have y...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 04:57:00 PST

how i've changed

How Much You've Changed: 4 YEARS AGO How old were you?: almost 17 What school year were you in? either a junior or a senior Where did you go to school?: Central/MST Where did you work?: the mal...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:11:00 PST

I've decided I'm just going to do quizzes and be miserable all day

and what better quiz to start off with..... Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. B...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:22:00 PST

a bunch of quizzes strung togeth.

FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE 1. Manch Harley 2. Ed's Heritage Tattoo 3. Cumby's 4. the Tage FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER 1. Elf 2. Singin' in the Rain 3. a Christmas Story 4. Corr...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:06:00 PST

dumb survey

W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R 1. pierce your nose or tongue?: I've had both.  so, whatevs 2. be serious or be funny?: funny 3. drink whole or skim milk?: skim 4. die in a fire or drown?: fire A R...
Posted by Haley Homewrecker on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:15:00 PST