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Jake...

Buy a bike... Damn it!

About Me

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HotFreeLayouts The motorcycle is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements;
It leadeth me beside busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sake.
Yea I walk through the valley of rice,
I shall fear no turbo,
for Torque art with me;
Thy clutch and thy throttle they comfort me.
Thou preparest a Track for me in the presense of mine enemies;
Thou hast anointed my engine with oil;
My bike overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house of the CC's, Forever.
Amen

My Interests

My Son is the most important thing to me... I love to ride my Buell. I've been around Harleys my entire career. I like all kinds of music, Motorcycle Drag racing, Animals, MILLER LITE, Kool Cadillacs, Old Chevy/GMC trucks, Pancakes, Motorcycles, Bettie PageMotorcycles and... Rum, Motorcycles, surfers on acid, Sunshine on my back!!! ...Oh and MONKEYS... I like monkeys.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that uses dots alot... Like I do, or is scared of The Burger King Big Head Guy... People that take pictures of themselves... Or people who don't take "everything" so seriously. If you need a Harley or Buell hit me up... Or just stop by and say HI. I'm just burning up time on "Myspace"... Whasupanshit? ...More people who play kickball, would be cool...
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Music:

Music? I like (MOST flavors of music). From Johnny Cash to Rob Zombie...

Movies:

Are good...

Television:

I like t.v. Mostly I watch reality shows... I like to people watch.

Books:

Harley-Davidson's 2007 Parts book and, Screamin' Eagle book...

Heroes:

I met this MAN...

My Blog

I suck...

  Sorry... Just wanted to vent. Having a hard time...   Thanks to all for your support.
Posted by Jake... on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:43:00 PST

Redwing Motorcycles...

   Great news... I've been chosen to promote the Redwing Motorcycles (owned by Steven Tyler) at the Nascar races this weekend in Loudon. If your'e gonna be up there stop by the tent! I'...
Posted by Jake... on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:40:00 PST

Story time boys and girls...

Today... 8-3-07 at 1:15pm, I was involved in one of scariest times of my life... I was coming off Rockingham rd and crossing By-pass 28. From the Exxon past the Mobil. When this gold Volvo wagon took ...
Posted by Jake... on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:27:00 PST

It's good to be the King...

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Posted by Jake... on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST

Random thoughts...

1). If you saw yourself as a clone... Would you    A. Say "Hi me"...    B. Call yourself by your first name...    C. Say nothing at all...   2). Just remember.....
Posted by Jake... on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:56:00 PST

Rules to live by...

 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.  Clumsy? Avoid cutting yoursel...
Posted by Jake... on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST

Shit...

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.Consider:You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.With a little eff...
Posted by Jake... on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:03:00 PST