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Stephen

People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch

About Me

Kiss me... I'm Russian

I'm an accomplished musician/actor (singer, guitarist, bassist) working on a couple of new projects and always looking for more opportunities. Feel free to contact me.

If you are cool and like good music check out Blue Meridian on here or visit www.donovanlyman.com

My Interests

Guitars, cars and everything else.

I'd like to meet:

Simply stated... YOU!

Music:

I'm a fan of talent. Talent transcends time, genre and personal taste.

Therefore, if your band is talentless... don't send me a blind friend request.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine - Swingers - Garden State - Tommy Boy - As Good As it Gets

Television:

Daily Show - Southpark - Viva La Bam - Lost - The Office

Books:

Wicked

Heroes:

Kyolin

My Blog

Ticketmaster and his best friend Money McGrubby Grub

I went online to ticketmaster.com yesterday to purchase two tickets for the upcoming House of Blues concert by The Sounds. I was very happy to see the ticket price was a mere $15.00. "Sweet Ass!" I e...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:03:00 PST

And The Award for Most Ignorant American Goes To...

The lady I was standing next to at Epcot, inside the Mexico pavilion none-the-less, who remarked: "This is great! I wonder if Greece is really like this!" What I want to know is, how do you screw...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:49:00 PST

The Beatles and "The One-Armed Man"

Some time ago, I was at the Hard Rock Cafe here in Orlando for lunch. I was meeting up with my at-the-time girlfriend and some of her friends, which included a guy named Troy who had only one function...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:26:00 PST

Douchebag Tim, Douchebag Music, and my Beloved Minerva CD

Who's Douchebag Tim? I'm sorry.. you must be on page 2. Allow me to help you catch up to the rest of us on page 9.   A while back I had a roommate that I referred to as Douchebag Tim. After endur...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:34:00 PST

Has Austin Powers Taken to Naming Typhoons?

That's just awesome. I don't know what's better, that this image is not a joke (I copied it off of NOAA's website) or that someone actually named a storm "LONGWANG."...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:46:00 PST

HOLY CRAP! A NEW BLOG!

Can you believe it?!? Yes, I know it's been months and months since my last post but I promise it has been for good reason. There have been lots of changes a foot; Moving out of god-forsaken Kissimmee...
Posted by Stephen on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:05:00 PST

A Blog for Good Samaritans Who Like Wrestling

So last Friday after work, I went to meet up with some friends in Downtown Orlando at some bar offering 3 for 1 happy hour specials. As great of a deal as that sounds, I found out later that Club Pari...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How To REALLY Stop Rising Gas Prices

In the face of yet another hike in gas prices, I've received at least 4 emails proclaiming they have a solution. The solution consists of nobody buying gasoline for one day and makes promises such as,...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nerds will appreciate this...


Posted by Stephen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Karaoke Tale

Anyone who knows me, knows that I love the karaoke. After all, it's a fun night out that only costs the price of a couple adult beverages. However, I'm not one of those boring people who takes it too ...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST