Ocean't Catch

Hello, my name is James I live in wentworth which is full of pretty damn cool people, but some people that live here are fuckers (Near the church livers) and do not let certain people have fun. I Have Some Great Best Mates: Roger McGoetze Thomas "Cappers" Newton Andrew Kearney aka Kearney Matt"y P" Parish Jake "Boss Man" Fretwell Anna "Pink Ranger" Wontatteptsecondnamespellage Interesting Things about my Best Mates: Roger can fly a plane. Legally. Thomas is my captain football wise. But i never actually call him cappers. Ok Once. Jake is actually my "boss" in ways at work. Anna and I Actually fight crime. Ok we don't. *Suspicious eyes* I am in a Band with Roger. Tom is my cousin. Andrew Kearny left Ely Tigers. Moved to Shelford. He is scum. Jake is leaving for the Army. IN JULY. Matt Parish's name is not Matty P. That is Bollocks. He will always be Matt to me. I am going out with a certian Miss.Emily Passmore, I do not know WHY she puts up with me, but she does, and no morning can compare to the ones when i wake up next to her.I also know some other rather dandy people who go by the names of... Thomasevans. He no longer has a 2nd name. Ed. There are many photos Martin. "Seduce her, she is your lady". Mitchell Kennit. The Original Gun Show Bob, Boob, Chris. One MAN, many names Jackus. We have touch penis countless times. Neilly Boy. Funky Piss All Over It Drummer Man Beavus. Jacks other half, only put up with her for Jack thinks it would be nice if we got along. Amy. There used to be good list making, but now it has stopped *cries* Nicola. Future Cousin in law, we share many things mainly toms love but most recently she shared with me her leg bag. Liz. Avid supporter of Southwell Gardens, and Future hippy english teacher lady. Georgia. Gives good evils, but not those that compare to mine. Bone. All that needs to be said is, a giraffe would beat a horse in a fight. Millie. We share magical journeys of bollock talking. When i miss the normal train. Josh. Non-Gay-Gay buddy. He buys me sprite. I touch him. Its a luverly circle. Ruth. She helps me buy chocolate and generally we talk like we are cool. Hannon. Why? i hear you asked. She moved away. broke your heart. cheated on you with edworth? well miss.hannon is a genious and is missed dearly. FINLAND IS IN THE MIDDLE!Thing about these people is there fun lovin' and awesome, I have recently suffered from broken leggedness...but am recovering. The limp is slowly going and in two weeks I should be given the all clear to run, WOOT! but some people on the list cheered me up a treat and came to see me and have genrally just been damn awesome during the broken leggedness.If I Have Forgottan You Slap MeI am In 3 Bands I ThinkThey are called...Southwell Gardens Roger & Neilly BoyREADY!AIM!FIRE! David, Joel & AshKick Start Sam & Neilly Boy I like music a lot, i go and see as much live stuff as possible, and also like to write and play. If you have read this far you probably know... ...I Take... English Combined Business Media Psychology Psychology is Shit. Since i last wrote this i have DROPPED PSYCHOLOGY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!I work in Burger King, i get paid 4.25 an hour, it can be shite but sometimes has it's moments, will never be the same without Jake! I Used to play football, but now will probably have a permanent limp for life so no longer will be doing that.Qoutes! Ed "If I Was a Woman I'd Shag Me, Wouldn't You?" Thomas Evans "Do Not Shit Where You Eat" Martin "I Love You My Homosexual Brother" Jackus "Hello You Sexual Beast" Emily "Your Such a Wank James" Beavus "No James I Do Not Want "J-Love"!" Thomas Evans "Do Not Piss In My Pocket and Tell Me It's Raining" Roger "So.............How's Work?" Jackus "Snoochie Boochie" Martin "Boochus Boochus Ghaly" Roger "Do the .com thing, it will piss parish off" Jake "When you piss please put the seat DOWN!" Thats it. The rules are now strict on the qoute wall...say something worth saying and you're in haha kidding.Mouthful of Cavities , and Your Souls a Bowl of Jokes, and Everyday You Remind Me, of How I'm Desperately in Need, See I got a lot Fiends Around, and there Peaking through Nothing New, and They See You, They See Everything You DoThey See Eveything from the Inside OutOh Please Give Me a Little More, And I'll Push Away Those Baby Blues, Coz one of These Days This Will Die, So Will Me and So Will You, I Write a Letter to a Friend of Mine, I Tell Him How Much I Used to Love to Watch Him Smile, You See, I Haven't Seen Him Smile in a Little While, Haven't Seen Him Smile for a Little While I Know Your Laughing From The Inside OutBlind Melon - Mouthful of Cavities - END OF.If you read till the end you are cool and awesome and will get a kiss from me if you ask...wherever you like...*Flirtatious Eyes* Anyway enough of this lark. BYE BYE.One Last Thing...Watch This it's hilarious in my opinion, Family Guy's the funniest thing on TV! MyWackoSpace MySpace Generators Contact Tables MySpace Editor MySpace Graphics