My Name is Howard T. Duck - From a planet far far away... ...um, sorry. My world is like yours, except ducks evolved into the sentient species.
Ducks can get jock itch too.
Falling stars are actually bipedal waterfowl entering the atmosphere.
Motorcycle women are not attractive.
Ducks are really good at playing "Mercy."
Nobody locks their doors in downtown Cleveland.
Those suffering from demonic possession should not drive or operate heavy machinery.
Howard will not eat eggs, green or whatever.
Dark Overlords all went to trucker school.
Standing in the middle of a nuclear reactor will not burn your clothes off.
Experimental Neutron Cannons are securely protected by a padlock.
My Interests
Well, I like hanging out around the pond at the library.
I'd like to meet:
really cool chicks, President Bush, and my real mother
Music:
Anything 80s! Metal, rock.
Television:
Desperatate housewives, Trading Spaces, and Brady Bunch reruns
