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Nikki the Savage

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About Me

O NO! You are asking ME--to talk abut MYSELF---what a loaded request THAT IS! How much space do I GET on MYSPACE to expel some dribble! OK--I like these websites (between this and FRIENDSTER, I am never going to get anything PRODUCTIVE done!!!) because they are fun---and I am fun--yeah, everyone always says they are fun--but I think I have a corner on the market! phenylalanine Basically----I am a Thespian (it means a mostly unemployed actress--ya sicko! I did not mispell "lesbian"), and also a singer (very loud and MERMAN-like).I am a plus-sized gal with a very healthy appetite--And to quote my dear darling Jimmy Ashmore, I do have a "heart as big as Topeka"! ..
Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test A lot (almost all) of my men are the gay population--and I do not know what I would do without them!!!!!!!!! I have had no relationships (of the dating persuation)--at least none worth mentioning--Wade says it is because I spend "too much time in the fruit stands and not enough in the meat market"--But I prefer to think of it as (and of course I must quote musical theatre here) "I've lived life alone---but the terms are my OWN---ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID---NEVER A BRIDE!!!!"
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Your 1996 Theme Song Is: 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins
Shakedown 1979
Cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet What's Your 1996 Theme Song?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nicole Ellen Savitt
Birthday: 5/30/68
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Current Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde High-lights
Height: 4' 10 1/2" (I claim the half inch)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Jewish/Dutch/Russian/Lil Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Airwalkers!
Your Weakness: All you can east buffets
Your Fears: Open heights--being an outcast
Your Perfect Pizza: Every vegetable under the sun--including anchovies!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Steady theatrical employment--drop more chunk off the trunk!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta get my ass to the gym!
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile
Your Bedtime: When I pass out! (never before midnight)
Your Most Missed Memory: My beautiful house where I grew up in Atlington Heights, Ill
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke (DP is fine too---but prefer DC)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Occasionally
Do you Swear: Like a f*****g Truck Driver
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: o yes---sometimes 2 or 3 times
Have you Been in Love: Yes---but it's never been mutual!
Do you want to go to College: Already been---grad school too
Do you want to get Married: NO!!!!!!!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell YES!
Are you a Health Freak: Trying to be more conscious---but not a fanatic!
Do you get along with your Parents: My Mother--yes! My Dad can suck it!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes when I am not out in them or not getting ready to do outdoor summer theatre
Do you play an Instrument: 9 years violin---but not since I was 18
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YES
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a box---but quite a few
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO---and I miss it!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES---glad to say!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No relationship=no dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just some Doritos from my roommate's cupboard
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Just emotionally
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Backstage doing a show
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Poor White Trash
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: 5'7 or 5'8
Weight: Does not matter
Best Clothing Style: Whatever is comfortable fun and flattering
Number of Drugs I have taken: hmmmmmm---cannot remember--have fried my brain too much!
Number of CDs I own: 300
Number of Piercings: Ears only
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A Hell of a lot---but that is why it is in THE PAST
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Your Birthdate: May 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.
Your strength: Your flair
Your weakness: If you think it, you say it
Your power color: Scarlet red
Your power symbol: Inverted triangle
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Which Grey's Anatomy Character Are You?

Isobel
You've got everything - work ethic, detirmination, skill and looks. But you'll never admit it! You have alot going for you, and it's all the talent you have that makes you capable of being so good. But in light of all your ability you still lack self confidence. Don't worry so much about proving yourself, you have everything it takes and all you need to do is believe in yourself to accomplish your dreams.
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What Musical Are You?

Hairpray
You're Hairspray! You love to dance, and don't listen to other's opinions of you. You don't care what other's think as long as you're happy with yourself.
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You Are Blitzen
Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.
Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!
Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

Richey Edwards
You are Richey James Edwards! You're a manic! You aren't too good when it comes to making music, but you're smart and can write well. You're honest and quiet, but different. You are beautiful! Oh, he disappeared in 1995 while on tour with his band Manic Street Preachers.
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What Stock Character Are You?

The Goofy Best Friend
"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and just soak up each others awesomeness?" - Mean Girls Sometimes you feel like the sidekick in the movie of your life. That's because you are! You wouldn't be here if it weren't for your beautiful/brilliant/conflicted best friend. You'll probably be ironically paired off before movie's end, to someone equally unimportant to the main plot. Just because you're the comic relief doesn't mean you should be alone!
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Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Mother Earth
You are very in touch with nature and your elements. You enjoy smoking because its natural and helps you understand more about life and why we live. You probley dont shower much and have dreds. Over all you are a pretty chill person to smoke with.
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My Interests

These fun filled websites--obviously--also, lots and lots of pop culture, movies, tv, books, entertainment magazines, shopping, theatre, swimming, I enjoy taking long walks (that is usually my opening line for my personal ads)--I DO NOT enjoy working out---but I enjoy when my clothes get too big--so ya gotta do what ya gotta do I am also VERY INTO my two neices and two nephews (Dylan--18, Judah 13--Reuben will be 8 this December--Little Ella--5) They are amazing kids and the only I WILL EVER HAVE!!!! Love useless trivia--I am a wealth of pointless knowledge! And I love a good
How to make a Nikki the Savage
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
1 part silliness
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
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I'd like to meet:

You---as long as you are not a stalker, a bigot, a homophobe, or a Jahovah's Witness! Gimme a SHOUT OUT! As far as celebrities---a lot of my heroes--Carol Burnette-Albert Brooks, Michael Stipe, Simon Cowell-my 3 fave America Idol boys--TAYLOR, CHRIS, and ELLIOT--plus throw Bo Bice and Constantine for an AMERICAN IDOL ORGY--MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Would love to hang with some of my Broadway heroes--Idina Menzel, Mary Testa, Jackie Hoffman, and the mind blowing--Sara Ramirez! Had the pleasure of meeting Hal Sparks and Jeff Garland (not at the same time) in Chi-Town and Carson from Queer Eye (see pic) and he is as Queerlicious as ever! Would also die to hang with RICKY GERVAIS, STEVE CARRELL, SETH ROGAN, AND SASHA BARON COHEN--I am in lust with these comic gems!!!!!!!!!
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I Intelligent
K Kinky
K Keen
I Irresistible
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Music:

Lotto Show Tunes and Broadway Divas--and here are my other non-theatrical passions (in no particular order)--Nina Simone, Ella Fitzgerald, The Ramones, Pogues, Warren Zevon, Missy Elliot, Elvis Costello, R.E.M, 80's Classics, 70's Disco, The Pogues, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, They Might Be Giants, Bare Naked Ladies, Louis Prima, lotto 60's stuff, British Invasion, Monkees, Pink,Madonna, lots of ONE HIT WONDERS...my Galloway Stevens mix CD's, MISSY ELLIOT! KELLY CLARKSON, BO BICE, CLAY GAY-KIN And--my favorite American Idol Taylor Hicks- Also---LOVE YOU Chris Daughtry and Elliot Yamin!

Movies:

In no particular order: Gone With The Wind, It's a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Carol (Alistair Sims), A Christmas Story, The Outsiders (new DVD with 22 extra minutes--YUM!), Brokeback Mountain, Pink Flamingos (again no particular order), Hairspray, Flashdance, Dirty Dancing, Show Girls, All Monty Python Films, many Woody Allens, Jaws, The Goodbye Girl, ET, Exorcist, Carrie, Night of the Living Dead, Diary of Anne Frank, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Full Monty, Sideways, Chicago, Color Purple, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill (vol 1 & 2), Fargo, Barton Fink, Big Lebowski (finally saw it!) Rocky Horror Picture Show, Beaches (every good Fag Hag loves this flick--ditto for Steel Magnolias), 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, Sordid Lives, tons of classic 80's comedies ....and because it will be a memory of one of my favorite JWT evenings with my Commanding Officer McGowen---the comedy brilliance of BOAT TRIP---Dream Girls, Borat, Devil Wears Prada---and new recent raves: Knocked Up, Hot Fuzz (with a shout out to SEAN OF THE DEAD), and well done one the film of HAIRSPRAY!!!!!!

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (unfairly cancelled--did Fox NOT LEARN from their bad choice to axe FAMILY GUY....nice segue) Family Guy, American Dad, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, THE OFFICE (robbed at the EMMY'S--still the greatest show on the tube), ENTOURAGE (yay for Jeremy Piven's Emmy #2--HUG IT OUT BITCH!), Six Feet Under, VH-I: I Love the 70's, 80's, 90's and Best Week Ever---Basically if it is a Top Ten, or in general one of those stupid lists or clips shows....TUNE ME IN! Twin Peaks, Brady Bunch (even the crappy spinoffs), Perfect Strangers (still makes me laugh), MADTV, DECO DRIVE, Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood (all that crap), lotto classics--The Monkees, Cheers, Happy Days, Golden Girls, and all that Nick @ Nite/TV Land guilty pleasure dribble! Sex and the City, West Wing, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, E True Hollywood Story, LOST, A & E Bio, any and every award show (especially the OSCARS)---the list is almost endless--of course--AMERICAN IDOL! All 5 SEASONS! As they say in BROKEBACK MNT--"I wish I knew how to quit u!"Weeds & EXTRAs (yeah for Ricky Gervais--if anyone had to win da Emmy of Steve C!!!!)---my two newest obsessions!!!!!!!!

Books:

SO many---Harry Potter series---brilliantly concluded with DEATHLY HALLOWS, James Patterson, Wally Lamb, Green Mile, Truman Capote (IN COLD BLOOD and short story, A CHRISTMAS MEMORY especially) and any good chick book! Also all David Sedaris---the man is a sick genius! Also have a new found love for Janet Evanovich!!!!

Heroes:

Again--no short answer to this--Carol Burnette, Seth MacFarland, Ethel Merman, Ella Fitzgerald, My Mother, My bro and sis-in-law, Albert Brooks, Meryl Streep, Michael Stipe, my late friend and former director: Renee Meyer, Galloway Stevens, Wade McGowen, Terry Cain, CASHETTA, Lorna Luft, and so many others.... ..

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My Blog

Saying Goodbye (for now) to the CHURCH BASEMENT!

Soooo---as most of you know---especially since you have read my dribblings---Ever since March 13th of this year my life has revolved around a lil show called CHURCH BASEMENT LADIES---and this bulleti...
Posted by Nikki the Savage on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

My first MINNESOTA STATE FAIR

OK---I have to babble about this new experience here in the Twin Cities---for many Minnesotans it is a very old tradition----but this is my first experience at the MINNESOTA STATE FAIR---and many may...
Posted by Nikki the Savage on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST

DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

OK---just have to wax a minute about this song---anyone who knows this knows me well, knows that this 1982 JOURNEY classic is very dear to my heart---I use it quite a bit as my profile song---although...
Posted by Nikki the Savage on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

Yep---a THESPIAN IN MY LATE 30's---I AM DEFINITELY A LIFER!

So---I just finished doing one of those blog surveys---and it was about---what else---my life in DA THEATRE---and it was one of those things that made me dig way down in the bowels of my first high sc...
Posted by Nikki the Savage on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

Just cause I feel like it!!!!!

OK---it is going on 3am--and since I am staying over at my brother and sister-in-law's house tonight I had better haul my ass to bed because I will have a 5 year old sitting on my head in just a few h...
Posted by Nikki the Savage on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:27:00 PST

YEP---this sums it all up!

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Posted by Nikki the Savage on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

When all is good in my POP CULTURE WORLD!

Hey---I am on this random weird computer---the old mid-90's model---so it was too old fartish to search for what I am listening to----so if anyone is interested---my CD player currently has "TICK TICK...
Posted by Nikki the Savage on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

Things that could have been MUCH BETTER in the BAHAMAS

OK---I probably should have done this in reverse---but if you want to read the GOOD ABOUT THE BAHAMAS commerical shoot---read the post below---this one is going to hit what I wish could have been diff...
Posted by Nikki the Savage on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:18:00 PST

BLOGGIN BAHAMAS STYLE MON!

Thanks Dear Friends for all the love and kudos about the Bahamas gig---I am going to try and highlight everything I experienced and be as concise as possible (most of you know that is difficult for me...
Posted by Nikki the Savage on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:05:00 PST

I was inspired to take this quiz from Jodi Beck's page---but to much different results! LOL!

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Posted by Nikki the Savage on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:13:00 PST