Matt K - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Pretty much the bitchin'ist dude you ever met that doesn't drive a Firebird.

My Interests

Drinking and Screwing. I do one a lot more than the other. You figure it out. Also, my friends.

I'd like to meet:

A disease free hooker. Although that is kinda an oxymoron.

Music:

Hank Williams Sr. is my idol. I am getting his portrait tattoed on my chest. Don't like Hank Jr. much, but his son, Hank III, rocks fucking socks. Radiohead changed my life. The Killers new one, I hate to say, is real good. Reminiscent of The Boss, Bruce Springsteen. How can I possibly fit all of the broad spectrum of my musical tastes here? I know! I won't. If you wanna know, ask.

Movies:

Anything Chris Farley did. That guy killed me. Too bad the blow and hookers killed him.

Television:

The Family Guy, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, The Office, and Seinfield reruns.

Books:

The Things They Carried, Farenheit 451, East of Eden, Animal Farm, 1984, The Grapes Of Wrath

Heroes:

My dad. I actually thought he was a Superhero for most of my life. Then he got lung cancer and I realized he was human. Then he beat the cancer's ass with a brick stick, so he's back to Superman. My dad WILL beat up your dad. He called Death a pussy and Death agreed and went home crying. Fuck Chuck Norris. Look out for Merlin K.

My Blog

Happy Holidays! (is for Pussies!)

So, my blogs are usually spattered with profanity as I bitch and moan about the things that piss me off. Given the subject matter here, I will refrain. Why do people all of the sudden star...
Posted by Matt K on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST

A Sports Travesty...

Ok. Basketball has this little rule called an intentional foul. This particular type of foul occurs when one player fouls another player on purpose. The team that was fouled gets 2 shots AND the...
Posted by Matt K on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

Drivers Education...

Ok folks. I can't take anymore. If one more fucking idiot turns left into the RIGHT HAND lane or turns right into the LEFT HAND lane in front of me, I'm just gonna ram their stupid fucking...
Posted by Matt K on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:01:00 PST

Fuel...

Fuel prices. Let's talk about 'em. How in God's green Earth are we to get by paying these ridiculous fuel prices. My truck runs on diesel. Diesel is just a little above crude oil as far as...
Posted by Matt K on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST

Hank Williams III...

That's right boys and girls, Hank Williams III will be in KC at The Beaumont on June 23, 2006. Tickets are still available at your local Ticketmaster outlet or Ticketmaster.com. The Very B...
Posted by Matt K on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 06:09:00 PST

Ode to Joe...

So, apparently, Joe says I should write a new blog so he can find things to criticize me for. So, I decided to go ahead and make a list of the things that I like and dislike about Joe. Her...
Posted by Matt K on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:47:00 PST

James Blunt Sucks.

I was flipping radio stations the other day and I ran across a girl singing a song about how another girl was "Beautiful". At first I thought that this was completely sexy and the subject of man...
Posted by Matt K on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:37:00 PST

YAY! Paintball...

So, I have to apologize. I'm not sick of paintball anymore. In fact, it rocks so much socks that I don't think there is a word to even describe it. We had tournament today and we pla...
Posted by Matt K on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:07:00 PST

Finally, A Happy One!

You know, I've spent a lot of time writing blogs about the things that piss me off. I know a lot of you probably think that I'm just in a continual bad mood. I'm not. In fact, I'm gonna te...
Posted by Matt K on Fri, 05 May 2006 03:28:00 PST

Paintball...

Has anyone else ever done something that seems exceptional to others so much, that it bored them? Paintball is a very intense game and very scary to a lot of people. Why, then, has it beco...
Posted by Matt K on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:01:00 PST