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ProFaTSka

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About Me

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I sleep in my oven, my hair falls out in clumps, I cry when I see a tree and I burn symbols into my housepets with a curling iron, but it's worth it because when I wear a black jump suit I look like a closed umbrella! How'd I do it you ask? Just ride the snake. I am also a junior at Pittsburg State and majoring in commercial graphics for now. And probably the coolest person in the world!
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Name: Emma Haley Prochaska
Birthday: Nov. 4, 1985
Current Location: Pittsburg
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brunette
Height: 5'7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: write with my left everything else right
Your Heritage: czech and irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: Randy Travis and alcohol
Your Fears: SNAKES mainly but pretty much all reptiles
Your Perfect Pizza: whateva
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass my classes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: so...wanna make out?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Man I just had a great dream about Randy Travis
Your Best Physical Feature: I like don't get it?
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: eating dog food
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry coke but regular pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Sick...hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: Sometimes if i'm wasted...but i haven't for a long time
Do you Swear: Fuckin right doggie
Do you Sing: not well
Have you Been in Love: i would have to say it's always been lust
Do you want to go to College: No. But i do it anyways
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: ehh
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: Most the time, unless i'm outside standing on a big metal building
Do you play an Instrument: jazz flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hmmmm....i can't remember
In the past month have you Smoked: probably
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs are bad m'kay
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no...I know I am one pathetic loser
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but i've come pretty damn close
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Wierd that's what i'm doing right now
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: that's none of your damn business and i'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs! And yes i have just a lot.
Ever been called a Tease: Yea...but only by guys that are douche bags and think because i'm talking to them that i want their nuts.
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no, i'll fuck a bitch up! Ok maybe not...i try to avoid the whole fighting thing
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: hmmm....i don't really WANT to. But i guess since it's going to happen peacfully and a long time from now
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Good question
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamacia or Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/hazelish
Favourite Hair Color: usually brown
Short or Long Hair: short...but the surfer look is a good look for a select few
Height: over 6 foot
Weight: Heavier than me....i know, i know! That's a HUGE bitch!
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't really matter...but i do love guys that look good in baseball hats and beanies
Number of Drugs I have taken: again that's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!
Number of CDs I own: hold on....
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 231687984321683121968413135465120684
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

Drinking beers, riding horses, riding 4 wheelers, playing beer pong, swimming, being outside, watching the sun come up...only if I'm up from the night before though, tripping little kids, stealing from the elderly, watching stupid movies, going to bars, kicking puppies, practicing my ninja skills and keepin it real.
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Rascal Flatts, Keith Urban, SheDaisy, Jessica Andrews, Dixie Chicks, Sammy Kershaw, Joe Diffy, Mark Chesnutt, Carrie Underwood, Randy Travis, Little Big Town, Beyonce, Blink 182, Incubus, +44, Panic! At the disco, Cake, Fallout Boy, Weezer, Trapt, Evanescene, Jack Johnson, Ludacris, Disney Songs...pretty much everything.

Movies:

40 year old virgin, Anchorman, Big Daddy, Grandmas Boy, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, 8 Seconds, The Wedding Date, Varsity Blues, Just Friends, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Coyote Ugly, The Sweetest Thing, Wedding Crashers, Love and Basketball, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Borat, Wild Hearts Can't be Broken, Blue Steak that's all i got right now

Television:

NIP/TUCK, Grey's Anatomy, Desprate Housewives, Fairly Odd Parents, The Chappelle Show, Flavor of Love

Books:

The Dictionary

Heroes:

Chuck Norris, Michelagelo (the orange Ninja Turtle), Jim Carrey, Randy Travis, Lil Jon and FLAVA FLAVE!