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About Me

i sprang full-grown from the mountains of colorado 6 years ago. i immediately decided to leave town, and soon found myself training in the deadly art of ninjitsu on a steppe in okinawa. after being betrayed by my sensei into murdering my beloved with a poison dart, i moved to new york and began a career in urban philosophy.

My Interests

Winning

I'd like to meet:

Losers

Music:

La la la la la.

Movies:

I only enjoy films in which animals are animated to appear as though they are talking.

Television:

I watch animal programs only. But I refuse to watch any programs in which animals are made to speak, as I find that quite detestable.

Books:

I only read books in which a serpent appears as the antagonist.