Lauraloha - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i live on a tropical island in the middle of the sea that fills up with tourists and visitors and people coming and going constantly yet life remains strangely the same always the same same roads same buildings same ocean view same work same trees the same one would wonder why we don't go crazy living way out here with nothing to do but work well maybe i have gone crazy but i am so far from reality and all of my true friends that no one can see what really goes on just the sound of my voice or the words on a myspace page or the emails i write maui is a beautiful place where time stands still and tourists dont they just keep moving to a beat in their own heads and never stop to smell the plumeria

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who think like me.

Music:

The strange tune inside my mind. A bit like cacophony.

Movies:

Pedro Almodovar Rules My Universe. I like anything the neighbors don't like.

Television:

Television is the new heroin.

Books:

New York magazine saves my life on a weekly basis.

Heroes:

My husband is my hero cuz he has to deal with me.

My Blog

Divine Intervention and other assorted emotions

Well. Another one bites the dust. Another "good" job that is. I got fired from my fancy hotel spa massage job the other day. POOF! Just like that it was over. It's just a...
Posted by Lauraloha on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:36:00 PST

FOUR is an Intersting Way of Looking At Things

Thanks to Sara, the maui metal head, for putting these ideas into my skull and onto the blog...... 4 Things about me you may not have known:A) Four jobs I have had in my life:- nanny to a Rock God's f...
Posted by Lauraloha on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:25:00 PST

Summer in Maui

Hey Kids - ALooooooha! So, I survived the 7 days on a cruise ship. Seeing all the islands was good fun, Kauai is my all time favorite! Don't go to the celestial heavens without coming to K...
Posted by Lauraloha on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:23:00 PST

I Will Be One of THEM

Oh my gawd!......I live in Maui and I make fun of all the cruise ship people wandering around the Kahului harbor like zombies in search of a non-existent beach and now I've gone and booked myself on o...
Posted by Lauraloha on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

I'm Smarter Than You...

...but My Husband is Smarter Than ME! ???!!!??? Nico and I just got back from Oahu where we sat for the National Certification Exam of Massage Therapy. It was an arduous process to even get to ...
Posted by Lauraloha on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

TV Evangelista

I have a HUGE TV habit which is completely supported by my DVR/Tivo......I can record anything and everything and watch it on say, Friday and Saturday night when there is NOTHING on TV worth watching....
Posted by Lauraloha on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

One Word Only

(mahalo sarah!) You. Can. Only.Type. One. Word.Not as easy asyou might think.1. Where is your cell phone?charger2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?Nico3. Your hair?colored 4. Your mother?angry 5. Your fathe...
Posted by Lauraloha on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:54:00 PST

Clothing Optional Easter

"I just got a kidney transplant in Pakistan. Yah. Three weeks ago, just got back. Hey, can one of you carry my beach chair."..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:of...
Posted by Lauraloha on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:37:00 PST

Maui is No April Fool

This started as an email to someone and I decided to post it in my blog. Today was as stunning as a day could get on Maui. As some people I know would say, it was "epic". The chill ...
Posted by Lauraloha on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

Island Fever

Hey There Hi There Ho There Well, I made it back from LA in one piece, but my mind was blown.....never has this little rock seemed so far out in the middle of nowhere and BORING as when I returned fro...
Posted by Lauraloha on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:33:00 PST