Born six weeks early to a family of Ukrainian Mafia descent, I spent the first 7 years of my life living on a farm in Cornwall.
A move to the less then sunny shores of Pompey and some mod/punk mad parents pretty much sets the scene for my life ahead!
I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
I don't enjoy being pregnant at Christmas and throwing up on myself on the way to work on dress down Friday and having to buy jeans from Sainsburys!!
I enjoy getting smashed up on snakey and dancing like my feet are on fire (even when there’s no music)
I like watching my fiance Clym skitz out on stage like he's having an epilectic fit and smash up maraccas!
My favourite day is Bank Holiday Sunday!
