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Mark

Diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean.

About Me

I'm a Texan, now living in LA. In high school I drove a sweet '63 Corvette convertible. I collect hamburger memorablia. I own the movie poster for the film "Insurance Investigator." I went to Camp Rio Vista. I graduated high school with Michael Dell. In college I wrecked a sweet '63 Corvette convertible. Earl Campbell is my hero. Dryers Light Ice Cream is the best! Don't you just hate the President of the United States. He's kind of a goof! But don't you love the band Presidents of the United States of America. That song "Peaches" is a hoot. Didn't you hate that movie "Hoot"? Oh, that's right, you didn't see it. Neither did I. I like going to movies. I own a Limon, and a Sprout telephone. Pretty cool, huh? When I was four, I threw up cottage cheese in Bilao's off the Katy Freeway. Now I can't eat cottage cheese, and Bilao's is now an Academy. Go 'Stros! I'm "in to" chihuahuas, but not "into" chihuahuas. That would be gross (and difficult and probably illegal in California, or at the very least looked down upon). I own an actual bowling pin.

My Interests

Frisbee. Chihuahuas.

I'd like to meet:

Besides Earl Campbell? Well, let's see. I'd like to meet someone who is attractive, sexy, hot, intelligent, understanding, beautiful (on the outside), warm, kind, forgiving, honest, unselfish, funny, blonde, or brunette, smart, blue-eyed, hot, cares for animals, sees the good in everybody, was a cheerleader in high school, works out, loves music and movies, appreciates cars, likes to have a good time, open-minded, is curious, sexy, isn't demanding, wants to have kids, has big boobs (that are natural), is committed to world peace, has straight teeth, doesn't like mean people, reads books, has fashion sense, is thin (but still with the big, natural boobs), comes from a good family, enjoys Mexican food, is wealthy, doesn't mind driving with someone who drives fast, looks great, is beautiful (on the inside), has well-proportioned toes, enjoys long walks by the ocean, has a good head on her shoulders, looks great in tight jeans, looks great in all other clothes, looks great without any clothes, can cook, knows where to go on weekends, wants to play Trivial Pursuit, likes to travel, if not blue-eyed then green-eyed, can throw a frisbee, stays fit, and has a sense of humor.

Music:

April Stevens, The Moody Blues, Gomez, Phoebe Snow, Snow Patrol, Brownsville Station, Uncle Tupelo, Grand Funk Railroad, Seals and Croft, Les Paul and Mary Ford, Fred Neil, Death Cab For Cutie, Gerry Rafferty, Dave Mason, Sigur Ros, JJ Cale, Joe Hinton, Ambrosia, Nick Drake, Astrud Gilberto, My Morning Jacket, Staple Singers, New Pornographers, Ben Folds, Guy Clark, Artie Shaw, Toto (early), Willis Allen Ramsey, Monks, BoDeans, The Jayhawks, Allman Brothers, Caetano Veloso, Mountain, Rufas, Joan Armatrading, Hawkshaw Hawkins, Curtis Mayfield, CSN, ELO, REM, SCOTS, AC/DC, BTO, Little Feat, Waylon Jennings, Fruit Bats, Count Basie, Duke Ellington, Sir Douglas Quintet, Prince, Queen, King Crimson, others.

It hardly gets better than this:

Movies:

The Godfather (parts I and II), Chinatown, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, MI III.

Television:

Robot Chicken

Books:

The Naked And The Dead

Heroes:

Earl Campbell

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE: