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About Me

im cameron i play guitar and sing in marshall law. im 38.i smoke cheap cigarettes and i drink all your parents liquor.dont invite me to your parties cause ill spit on the floor and say bad words.i have a bad haircut and im not cool.i hate strip malls,bathroom stalls,mini marts,rules and laws,i hate pain in my head,getting out of bed,talk on tv,democracy,i hate terror alerts,stupid jerks,land of the free,idiocy,i hate bills that are new,drinks that are blue,i hate myself,and i hate you.i hate cops walkin the beat,i hate the president,and i hate meat,i hate neutron bombs,senior proms,uncle sam,corporate scams, i hate straight edge,and superdrunk boneheads, i hate driving cars,hanging out at bars, skateboarding scars,and useless wars.i hate sports, i hate games,rock stars and stupid fame,i hate people in the scene,keeping it clean,fixing their hair,cause i dont care,i hate fast food chains,monkey brains,its all a frame,your to blame,i hate jello molds and eating corn,the lines too long,this stupid song.Sometimes i wanna kill,Sometimes i wanna die,Sometimes i wanna destroy,Sometimes i wanna cry,Sometimes i could get even,Sometimes i could give up,Sometimes i could give,Sometimes i never give a fuck

My Interests

Murder Ballads.Records, And The Collecting Thereof.Guitars And Not Being Able To Play Them. Cigarettes And Cold Gin. Bob Dylan Circa Highway 61.Death Rock.Serial Killers: What Ticks 'Em Off & What Makes 'Em Tick.Living: The George Costanza Way.Bears.Death And Glory.War Stories.Drinking Beers And Barbecue-ing. Anything Made By John Deere. Things Of A Manly Nature. Grave Diggin'. test

I'd like to meet:

no fat chicks

center

Music:

Tainted Youth.Rose Tattoo.Clash.Rancid.Lords Of The New Church.DOA.Oxymoron.Complete Control.F-Minus.Blitz.Road Bones.Social Distortion.Motorhead.GBH.Supersuckers.Briefs.The Meteors.Sham 69.The Who.The Business.Billy Bragg.Sex Pistols.U.S. Bombs.Iggy and the Stooges.Last Resort.The Briggs.Ripcordz.Clit 45.The Forgotten.The Pogues.The Virus.Ramones.Quakes.Buzzcocks.Alice Cooper.Blanks 77.Dead Boys.T.S.O.L. Stiff Little Fingers. T-Rex.The Unseen.New York Dolls.Rolling Stones.Joan Jett And The Blackhearts.Death Boat.The Blasters.The Damned.

Movies:

snatch,lock stock and two smokin barrels,return of the living dead,evil dead one and two, army of darkness, slap shots one and two,scarface,virgin suicides,taxi driver,on the road with the dropkick murphys,social distortion live in orange county, boondock saints, good fellas,donnie darko,acdc live at donnington,westway to the world,end of the century,if i should fall from grace, another state of mind ..

Television:

sucks

Books:

stop the ride i want to get off - david courtney, devils knot - mara leveritt, i shithead - joey shithead, our dumb century - the onion, america(the book) - jon stewart, dude,wheres my country - michael moore

Heroes:

My Blog

Free Piercings

yes there is still a need for volunteers! i need people who are willing to pierce the following:SmileysWebsNape(back of the neck)Bridge(top of the nose, between the eyes)TonguesSturnum(between the boo...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:40:00 PST

Things I Hate (Part 4)

Yes,thats right.... This is the Fourth Edition,out soon on paperback. Disclaimer: Im not doing these installlments because i feeel the need to bitch and this is the only way i can express myself. If ...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:44:00 PST

Things I Hate (part 3)

1. People who post blogs,bulletins or emails and end it with "you will lose the love of your life if you dont repost" or "repost in an hour and your dream girl will call you - This really works!" that...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

Russian Roulette

I'm On a Helicopter Ride Through Vietnam,Im The Leicester Square Kid Im Superman, Im Putting On Weight For The Oscars,Man Gonna Get Through Anyway I Can Hey Hey Hey Were In The Movie,I Feel Up And I F...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

Things I Hate (Part 2)

1.Assumptions and the people who make them. People who know nothing about me and to start a conversation attack my music."So you must be into all that headbanging shit,right?".Dont ask me that.yo...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

Things I Hate

1. People who make that clicking sound with their finger nails by bending them.Actually, anyone maneuvering their fingernails and pushing them and bending them with or without sound.2. People born in ...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

Cold Gin And Broken Bones

Break of day,TV static burns my eyesCant wait to take off and leave this dump behindShut me out,Shut it off,Shut those bastards downMy transfers got ten minutes left theres no time to hang aroundCity ...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Things You Should Learn To Deal With

1. I am a tall person.DEAL WITH IT! next time you ask me how the weather is up here,im spitting on you.yeah,its raining you fucking twat.2. I eat meat.No disrespect to Vegans,Vegetarians and vagi...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

New Years Resolutions

ok,well for starters happy new years to everyone who follows the White Anglo Saxon Protestant method of celebrating new years.i find it funny when people who follow a strict religious regiment and or ...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

Rocks Off

I hear you talking when I'm on the street, Your mouth don't move but I can hear you speak. What's the matter with the boy? He don't come around no more, Is he checking out for sure? Is he gonna close ...
Posted by Captain Cameron Christ on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST