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Hardtravelinghero

I am a terrible liar when it comes to

About Me

I've returned to New York at least for the summer, perhaps for much longer. I know I'm home when I get stuck on the Belt for 1.5 hours at 3 pm. WTF? Yep. I just got pizza from my favorite place and it's all chewy. Ech. I'm complaining about all the things I love. I must be back in New York. Time for a shower.

It would be swell to one day get published (though I don't mind self-publishing) and write short works of fiction, maybe some kids books, comic books and other fine works.

Read my textual and photographic Travel blog here

I am part of the Armzrace, a collective of cartoonists and demi-gods, where I contribe cartoons and pop culture reviews on the Armzrace blog which has new content weekly.

Don't forget to order ten copies of The Squirrel issue number 1! I am co-editor of this book and let me tell you, it is funny. Not just funny, but really eFFing funny. From the plot to the dialogue, down to little drawn in details on candy wrappers and other good things like that. Check it now Order now!

My Interests

Writing: travel essays, poems, poetry. Reading: comic books, comics, zines. Zinestsers. Self publishing, photography, travel photography, comix, zines. MoCCA - The Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art. Zoology (sharks and stingrays are cool). Literature. National parks, you know, some hiking and stuff like that. Bowling, volleyball, day hikes. Strange things. Brain matter.

I'd like to meet:

Down to earth people who are intelligent and fun to hang out with and talk with. Geeks and semi-nerds. If even I wanna laugh at you, then you might be too much of a dork, even for me to hang out with.See my ever rotating cast of the top 16. I rotate them so everyone, well, most everyone, can get the spotlight from time to time.NEW SECTION! Mostly independent comic book creators.

Music:

Bob Dylan, Dave Matthews Band, Johnny Cash, Mark Knopfler, Pink Floyd, Simon and Garfunkel, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, U2 and many more. Many film scores and soundtracks: Kill Bill, The Professional, Cowboy Bebop, and many more.

Movies:

Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, American Psycho, Bad(der) Santa, Batman, Batman Begins, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremecy, Children of Men, A Clockwork Orange, A Christmas Story, Richard Elfman's Forbidden Zone, Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2, Lawrence of Arabia, Leon: The Professional, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Predator, Predator 2, Pink Floyd the Wall, Reservior Dogs, Serenity, The Shining, Sling Blade, Spies Like Us, Star Wars Original Trilogy (non-SE), Trading Places, Walk the Line, X2: X-Men United

Television:

I don't own a TV anymore, so I rarely catch any of these shows in the living room these days. Nature Documentries, Animal Planet, Wild Boyz, Viva La Bam, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Firefly, That '70s Show, NOVA, Married With Children, No Reservations with Anothony Bourdain, Roseanne, Third Rock from the Sun, The Tick, News Radio. Animation: Aeon Flux, Cowboy Bebop, Exo-Squad, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Berserk, Ghost in the Shell, Batman the animated series, Sueperman the animated series, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, The Tick, X-Men. Adult Swim: Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Boondocks, Venture Brothers.

Books:

The Exes, Spinsters, - Pagan Kennedy, Blue Highways, - William Least Heat Moon (this should be read by anyone who travels the U.S.), The Clitoral Truth, Dune, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Great Gatsby, Howard Zinn on History, Jurassic Park, King Lear, Lord of the Flies, The Lord of the Rings The Two Towers, Men and Cartoons, The Nikopol Trilogy, - Enkil Bilal, Suicide Girls, The Toughest Indian in the World, Ten Little Indians, Sherman Alexie, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, - David Sedaris.Currently reading: Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Frank Miller's Ronin, Pedagogy of the Oppressed, Henry IV Part 1, The Trouble with Girls, Persepolis 2, Ten Little Indians, Tracks, Lone Wolf & Cub, volume 2.

Heroes:

Howard Zinn, Hunter S Thompson (rest in pieces you bastard, why!?!), Jon Stewart, and Steve Colbert. AND of course Warren Ellis for finally writing me back personally and calling me "Freak..." Awesome! And now he's wished me a happy birthday!

My Blog

Home is where you get stuck on the Belt for 1.5 hours...

I've returned to New York at least for the summer, perhaps for much longer. I know I'm home when I get stuck on the Belt for 1.5 hours at 3 pm. WTF? Yep. I just got pizza from my favorite place and it...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:10:00 PST

Peaks Conference

I am happy to report that I will be presenting a paper I wrote at the Peaks Conference at Northern Arizona University.I think they are excepting just about all papers, but I don't care. Wish me luck.H...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

To the Bastard(s) who broke into my car...

Fuck you. Yes. Fuck you. I hope you get hit by a fucking bus. Thanks for stealing my coat, my nice warm coat, containing my nice warm gloves and headband. Thanks for stealing my messenger bag with my ...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

Phoenix Comic Con - January 2007

..I saw Batman today! I saw Spider-Man and Wolverine too. Spike Spiegel was puffin' on a cig and the crew from Naruto were ready to fight at a moment's notice.The Phoenix Comicon, held at the Mesa Con...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:23:00 PST

The Squirrel .1, in which my name and a similar name appear.

Dear Patrons,I received my copies, both covers, of The Squirrel ..1 today. My name appears on the credits page. Awesome. I get editor status. Thanks, Kev, who isn't even on myspace.Alas, on the Publis...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

Houston Comix and Zine Festival Report, by Shane of Houston Comics

Shane of Houston Comics posted this bulletin today. I thought it would be good that it didn't totally disappear after ten days.The Third annual Houston Comix and Zine Festival was a success.Everyone I...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST

Warren Ellis sought help, and I sought to help him.

Oct 25 2006 10:55 AMSubject: Advice on saving you from work.Body: Try coating your fag in teflon, you know, scrape some off a pan, and then take a few drags, eh?I think that will save your liver too...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

Houston Weekend

It was a busy weekend. After a long drive back home, I get to return to papers and classes galore. It's going to be a fun week and I plan on going comatose this coming weekend to make up for the lack ...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:07:00 PST

Procrasti-Nation

Procrasti-nation.  Welcome to it.  Here I am king.  But we are all kings and queens here.  No one above anyone else.
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:08:00 PST

Initial Blog

Hi All,       Great news!  The bullshit parking ticket I got in Farmingdale Village got thrown out.  I appeared before judge so-and-so and plead not guilty.  T...
Posted by Hardtravelinghero on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:23:00 PST