New Rules for 2007 |
George Carlin's New Rules for 2007New Rule:Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason youdon't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly likethem! Besides, I ...
Posted by Cookie Monster on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:26:00 PST |
Baseball |
Life is like a game of baseball......
Life is like a game of baseball,You play it every day.It isn't just the breaks you get,But the kind of game you play.So stop and look your whole team over,And y...
Posted by Cookie Monster on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST |
WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY |
Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?Why does som...
Posted by Cookie Monster on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:03:00 PST |
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal ADS: |
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:>>40-ish................................49.>Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.>Athletic...............................No breasts.>Average...
Posted by Cookie Monster on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST |
A way of thinking! |
Immaturity is thinking that you have all the answers. Wisdom is knowing that you don't.
Weakness is wanting to control everything around you. Strength is gracefully accepting and valuing what is.
In...
Posted by Cookie Monster on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 02:56:00 PST |
More on myself! |
I speak my mind, act on my convictions, and Expect others to do the same.
I am a sword to those I trust and a shield to those I love....
Posted by Cookie Monster on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:36:00 PST |
Being Single.......Definitely a must read |
Being SINGLE.....definitely a must read!
It is SO TRUE and very good to read.. Take notes!
xoxo
Being Single
Too often people want what they want, or think they want at the moment, wh...
Posted by Cookie Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
