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Mastermind Supervillain

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Got a job, an apartment, a truck, a computer, an LCC, a '94 Honda Magna, and ambition. Want a better job, a bigger weapon, a bigger truck, a house, a faster computer, a woman to keep up with my dirty mind, to get more fit, train horns on the bike, and more excitement. A wet place in the sun in a thirty foot Airstream trailer on a v8 open Jeep. Always looking for gas cash and power.
I have a bad habit of giving the bad first impression upon meeting someone that I'm a perverted creep. I do this as a defense and repellent against people who are easily frightened, because these sensitive, emotional, sheeple actually kind-of creep me out. Close your eyes for all the videos you care to watch.
Cybersex Me
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See more like this on kontraband.comThere's only an angry old dragon at the bottom of this pile of ashes, intending you no ill at all. If you get by the trolls on the bridges and climb the thorny ivy, you might get a cookie.
Those at the top rather dislike company. Those at the bottom will crawl.Mobile redneck, without the accent. The Golden Age of Man is passing, but we ain't done yet.
Nuclear winter will cure global warming. The Earth has been frozen over before, but we may not be here to see it again.
I study complex multi-format systems designed to coerce large groups of people to conform to corporate and political practices at their own expense.
I entertain with great bullshit and leave you all wondering. I would like to be a president's personal spiritual adviser. I was the camera operator on the Soul Train show. There is no one else like me (I had the others disposed-of).

My Interests

..I'll stop breaking hearts when I'm dead. It's not malicious. It goes with the territory, which is clearly posted at the borders . . .

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Materials, working with my hands and tools, firearms, sexual fulfillment, machines, sci-fi, new discoveries in physics and cosmology, the appropriate applications of forces, the next global demonstration of the the power of stupid people in large numbers.

Pretending to be a virgin again after such a run of hedonistic indiscretion.Some of you are so brilliant, however. That'll be fun, at least. The age of the supervillain will come before the age of the superhero.

I'd like to meet:

The woman who will see me kindly to my grave. The woman who will do anything for me as long as I service her with the deep, heavy hammer.

She better cook, 'cause she won't like my diet (but she will enjoy the hammer).Bono, Marcus Aureleus (sp?), that tall corn-fed chick from That '70's Show, black ops combat veterans, robotics engineers, F. Nietche, George Carlin, Jesus Christ, women with weapons . . .

Serious hysterical clowns with means and opportunity.Invoke 9/11
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See more like this on kontraband.comThe most interesting ideas I get are from people who disagree with me. You should be ready before you meet me. Some of my friends might throw you a bone about me if you ask polite.

I've been told that no one's interested in what I have to say. The looks at my profile kind of bear that out. Why should that stop me from speaking up?

I'm kind of afraid of bears.

Music:

The Smiths, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Sisters of Mercy, Cracker, Leonard Cohen, The Cult, David Bowie, George Clinton, Bach, Mozart, My Bloody Valentine, U2, Radioactive Tycoon Redcoats. Kid Rock rocks hard, but he's got a negative attitude.

Movies:

Brazil, Matrix, Star Wars, Private (Piere Woodman), any chick flicks where the male lead must do gymnastics for her . . . head twisting metaphysical dramatic comedies. Naked lunch weirdness. You can question reality, but the movies aren't real. Nothing two dimensional can be real. Think about it and get back to me.

Television:

Television is an evil, insulting tool of the corporate oligarcy meant to sell the the elite agenda to the wage slave proletariat. In its 'news' and its entertainment, it maintains the myths that no one is above the law, that the rich are untouchable, and that government leaders have the peoples' best interests at heart. It works because complacent people prefer their emotional drama fabricated by distant strangers to engaging the drama in their own lives, and because the truth would demand the effort of intervention. It works because it tells them what they want to hear: That serving the system, following the rules, being 'politically correct', is noble and right, and also the only choice. None of this is actually true. Why do you think they call it 'programming'?Play nice and buy stuff.

Still, things could always be worse, if you look around the planet these days. They won't stop you seeing that. We're so lucky to have all this stuff!

Books:

Anne Rice, Stephen King, Sun Tzu, Masters, Johnson, & Kolodney, Framk Herbert, Carl Sagen, Nietche, Carlin, All Subliminal Propaganda Pandas. Collected works of a dozen espresso spiders across the worldwide web.

Heroes:

MLK, Kennedy, NYFD, USMC, Bill Maher, Al Franken, every working-poor mother, Dr Alexander Shulgin, all upright united citizens who refuse to trade any freedom for the mere illusion of 'security'. A good time can be totally ruined when 'security' shows up.Star Trek In Trouble
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See more like this on kontraband.comNow the middle class can be rightly screwed from the right, or people who insist they are. Never mind the right to bear arms, in stead worry when they stock up on ammunition.A weapon of serious men is the one you only have to use once. Looks like we'll be using it eventually. Don't drag out the suspense.

My Blog

Name Your Vagina

Last week we talked about naming our penises. All guys do it. Every male in the room last week went home with a proud name for his personal namesake pocket snake. What were some names we came up wi...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:46:00 PST

Name Your Penis

Tonight we will be naming our penises, and next week at this time ladies will be naming their vaginas. First let's go over names we know have already been used, because the name for our penises has t...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:42:00 PST

Seasons and Fires

We stand about in the weeds all casting doubts and seeds.We water and fertilize, then there is the reaping . . .We want what we want and love when we make it, and What must be given must also be taken...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

Sex. Attraction vs. Sense

There is a woman I want to fuck very badly. She is similarly attracted to me as well, as she's said. Everything I know from her (some may be her bullshitting) says "Danger" to me. I think she's sha...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST

Fiction

From that safe distance downwind, the watchers all noted the forager wilder men examining the artifacts cautiously around and inside the structure, amused at how the two seemed to be sneaking around i...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

Fiction

Stale GasolineThe desert took all the desert towns back. The forests took all the forest towns back. The prairies let their towns slowly rot under the sun and rain. The jungle towns were all swallo...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:43:00 PST

The End of the World Again, part 2

In ancient history when humans were consuming the planet and a great profligation of instant communication was the latest miracle and wonder, observers would record 'blogs' into huge gigabytes of shar...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:41:00 PST

final cut

When I was child, I thought Roger Waters and David Gilmour were writing songs about my soul, that they knew too much, and had to be killed. I see they're still at it, and again I get the news quite ...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:32:00 PST

Still works for me . . .

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Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:01:00 PST

Killing is our business, and business is good.

The CurseAs an aging member of an aging population in an aging culture on an aging planet, I regretfully report that collectively, we still do not learn from shared experiences, and collectively, we s...
Posted by Mastermind Supervillain on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST