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About Me

I am crafty- in a good way. I knit too much, I read too much, I watch too much TV. I love to cook, I adore my garden- and have finally learned enough not to kill everything in it! I work too much, and complain too often that I don't have a life. Take me out for drinks, someone, please!..

My Interests

Reading. Knitting. Bad painting. The phrase "diy" makes me shiver with anticipation. Coffee and cigarettes. Cocktails. Musicals. The perfect job.

I'd like to meet:

The unlikely duo. Anyone bent on world domination. Sloppy drunks. One of Dolly Parton's wigs. The Ghost of Christmas Future.

Music:

Yes, I'll have some.

Movies:

Velvet Goldmine. The Virgin Suicides. Gigi. Serenity. Bladerunner. 28 Days Later. O Brother Where Art Thou. End of the Century. Blade Runner. Dune. Vanilla Sky. Barbarella.

Television:

I have one. I love it. You cannot touch the home altar. Especially not when LOST is on- or CSI. Thnk God they are putting TV shows out on DVD now.

Books:

Smut and lots of it. Dune. The Books of Amber. Charles Stross. Stranger in a Strange Land. Time Enough for Love. William Gibson. Neal Stephenson. Alice Hoffman. Charles de Lint. Jane Austen. Phillip K. Dick. Robertson Davies. Neil Gaiman. And...stuff...

Heroes:

Elliott. He is relentless, amazing, and left-handed, which I still think is fascinating.

My Blog

Spring Fever! Albeit a little late...

I'm bored. The weather is stunning. I have the day off. I have nothing to do?
Posted by skylarno! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:04:00 PST

Tootheses

I live in the land of the dry socket.
Posted by skylarno! on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:27:00 PST

You lucky ducky...

I can't decide if it's that I have good luck or bad luck lately. Everything that's been happening has been so much of a mixed blessing. All I know is that every plan I have laid for the past few weeks...
Posted by skylarno! on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:41:00 PST

The New Pictures

Yes, I posted new 'sex-ah' pics of myself today. But I know very well that I do NOT look that purty all of the darn time. I am blaming the magic on Jen Laffoon- *definetly* the swellest photogra...
Posted by skylarno! on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:48:00 PST

Moving right along...not quite footloose and fancy free, but still...

it's time to knit. And knit and knit. By the way, all you fuckers are getting scarves this year. If you have requests, you better put them in now! Would you prefer fingerless gloves or a hat instead? ...
Posted by skylarno! on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:37:00 PST

Back by popular demand...That's my muffin, damn you.

I just want to preface this by saying that I needed to tell someone, *anyone* about the really crappy thing that my boss just did. So crappy in fact that I feel justified in wasting ten minutes of val...
Posted by skylarno! on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 07:28:00 PST

A shout out

to the frat boy in the *huge* SUV belting out country and western at the intersection of Olympia Ave and Whaley yesterday. I envy you and your complete lack of embarassment. On a side note, the boys ...
Posted by skylarno! on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 10:10:00 PST