Beret! is the notorious group of American's that became so angry, they had no American means of expression and were forced to be reborn by their hate into a world of moustaches, wine, cigarettes, and stripes. Proclaiming that "only Americans need guitars", Beret! is simply bass, drums, and a few Frenchmen screaming as loud as they can.
The stripes, the smoke, the anger...va'ten coule.
THE NEW ALBUM IS DONE
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Many thanks to Jeff Rosenstock for kicking out the jams, Nick Shellenberger for being screamasaurus rex, and P.O.S for upper register manslaughter. Also thanks to Colin Marston for being metal, to Sam Crowe for making it happen, and to Mr. Dibbs for eating raw meat. Werd.
