Ryan

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Trying not to die of boredom is as good as it gets in southern Indiana. I try to move every 6 months or so, Always to a coastal city but I ran out money and fucked up my leg without insurance so Ill be here a while. But I get around pretty well with my brace on. So im not to concerned about all the surgeries yet. I've got better things to spend my cash on.
Im obviously into tattoos and piercings. I even apprentaced as a piercer for a little bit. Currently wear a 1/2" in my tongue, 4g septum, two 8g lip piercings but i put one ring through both holes, 8g nipple rings, and a 4g frenum. I really only have one tattoo its just not finished yet. There are videos posted up on my videos section of a couple being done and pics of them in the tattoos folder
Music is a huge part of my life although I dont get on stage anymore I try to go to as many shows as possible. Especially when its friends performing, but living so far away from both Louisville and Indy its hard to get out to see them.
I currently work in receiving for Home Depot, but I've had every form of employment possible. I've been everything from a Bartender to a Radar Engineer, Lead Singer to Masseuse, Head Chef to High dollar Car Salesman, Forklift Operator to Sales and Marketing Rep. And yes I can do the Tom Cruise shit with liquor bottles.
I always go all out with whatever I'm doing! I want to be the best at any and everything I do. But because I bore so easily I need to move to a new location and career often.
I'm the type of person who will give you my last dollar if you need it more but would snap your neck if you stole from me. I try to always be as honest as possible so I dont ever worry that something will come back to haunt me and with all I've seen and done I really cant make anything up more interesting. And above all I live by the expression Hooray for today! Fuck tomorrow... I worry about nothing in the past there is too much going on in the present.
I can't wait to get out of here because I live for excitement. I'm always up for a good game of holdem; I enjoy firing guns "mostly indoors recently", shooting pool, singing at karaoke bars, Cruising in my topless 240, When i can afford another one riding motorcycles, Rollin to techno clubs, moshing at metal shows, a strait up no holds barred fight is always fun. I've got to be honest though I can't fight I'm just impossible to hurt so unless you knock me out cold or kill me your going to the hospital. Im usually drunk for these so I wake up the next day with bruises, black eyes and stories from everyone else about how I almost killed some fucker. Sorry Todd D, Dave B, Mike, Michael, hope Im not leaving any friends out the rest of you can deal with it cause you asked for it. Racing and drifting my car use to occupy my weekends. The car is fuct up right now though. She does have her own website 1994 Nissan 240sx convertible named Black Widow at
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People Iced: Thirty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon Supressed Glock 30
Arms Broken: Thirteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: Ten
Biggest Enemy: Jesus Christ
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Here's a little video of what it takes to have fun in bumblefuck Indiana. Lots of beer,smoke, guns and illegal ammunition
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan H. Helton
Birthday: 11-28-79
Birthplace: Louisville
Current Location: Bumblefuck, IN
Eye Color: Hazel technically Brown on top Green on bottom
Hair Color: What day is it?
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Kraut
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Shox
Your Weakness: Beautiful Women
Your Fears: I already know whats going to kill me so Fuck It nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything but Black Olives and Anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get the fuck out of here
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahahahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Its been 2 hours already???
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask around
Your Bedtime: Once a week
Your Most Missed Memory: Having enough cash to share
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Dont eat fast food
Single or Group Dates: Group unless its something special
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Home brewed w/cactus buttons or mushrooms
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: Unfortunately always trying to quit
Do you Swear: All the fucking time
Do you Sing: Pretty well actually
Do you Shower Daily: Twice usually
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Over it
Do you want to get Married: Yes, but not getting my hopes up again
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course
Are you a Health Freak: Use to be
Do you get along with your Parents: Died a long time ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah! Unless Im @ work getting soaked
Do you play an Instrument: A few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes but none today thats why im still awake
In the past month have you Smoked: Burning one right now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define drugs?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not all at once
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sashimi actually
In the past month have you been on Stage: Unfortunately not I miss it
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Fuck no its been cold as hell here
Ever been Drunk: Wow really stupid question
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: I have Immortal tattooed across my stomach I dont ever want to die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Wow if I grow up anymore Ill have to consider myself officially old
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue but it really doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter but i like redheads
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Dont care
Weight: Proportionate to height and it matters where it is ;)
Best Clothing Style: Just be herself
Number of Drugs I have taken: More than you could possibly imagine
Number of CDs I own: Plenty
Number of Piercings: Currently have 7 in
Number of Tattoos: 18 but its really only 1 thats not done yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing I live for today
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