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Smart Stoner
Conservative hippie / Militant moderate / Libertarian dictator
Equal-Opportunity Discriminator
Fundamentalist Agnostic Spiritualist (I can't prove God exists, and neither can you!)
Self-loathing, cheerful, cynical idealist
Maniac behind the wheel, with a safe driver discount on my insurance
I can put together the most beautiful, mind-blowing sequence of words you've ever heard, but I will end it with "...and shit" and/or prefix it with "fuck."
...and far too many others to list. You'd have to know me to "get it."
I'm proud to say I'm still in beta testing.
Talk nerdy to me!
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Alternate link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zAOLuOmBo_I
Favorite Bender Quotes:
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"It was nice meeting you, I'm gonna go kill myself now"
"Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk..That's my philosophy"
"I'm gonna be rich! You too, but it's hard to get excited about that."
"Hey sexy mama..wanna kill all the humans?"
"Oh...your...god!"
"Meh, great is OK, but amazing would be great!"
"Of all the friends I've had, you're the first!"
"Uhh, I gotta go, I think I hear my factory recalling me"
"Emotions are dumb, and should be hated"
"He's no different from the rest of you organisms..shooting DNA at each other to make babies. I find it offensive!"
"I'm gonna build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
"C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor..."
"Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for who the bone bones, it bones for thee"
"Oh, so just because a robot wants to kill all the humans, that makes him a 'radical'?"
"I made special dinners for all of you. Amy, I know you like stuff that's cute, so I baked you a pony."
"Yeah, I'm one of those homeless bums I keep hearing about. Can you point me to the free booze?"
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool."
"So she said, 'That's not my expansion slot.' And I said, 'That's not my 25-pin gold-plated connector!'"
[Good vs. evil] "They're both fine choices...whatever floats your boat."
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
(because no Bender quote list would be complete without that one)