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About Me

Sorry! Due to lack in self-interest and complete unlack in self-hatred, most of this profile has been temporarily deleted. . . it was all kinda self-indulgent anyway. I mean, who actually reads most of this stuff, right? But since you came all the way from cyberspace, enjoy some videos, or take a quiz perhaps.Since Valentine's Day was just apon us, why don't you enjoy a video about something I know very well - unrequited love. . . . ~*~ Final Fantasy 8 Personality Test ~*~
You're Squall! Introverted, Brave, and Misunderstood. You're one of the most complex people ever and have very real and understandable reactions. You perfer to be alone most of the time, unless with that special someone. Just be yourself and forget what anyone else thinks. Open up a little, what harm could it do?
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My Interests

Hey, save the sharks.

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins and a million other bands.

Movies:

Star Wars (and if I had to pick only one then The Empire Strikes Back), Unico, Project A-ko, Boondock Saints, Bladerunner (director's cut), Harold and Maude, Donnie Darko (director's cut), Lord of the Rings, Best in Show, Constantine, Advent Children, Serenity, Napolean Dynamite, Signs, Lady in the Water, Unbreakable, Legend, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hero, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, The Frisco Kid, the Thumb movies, all the Harry Potter Movies. CHECK OUT THE POTTER PUPPET PALS!

Television:

InZer0Tim and Eric are geniuses . . . or maybe I'm retarded.

Books:

Based on this non-existence, looks like I should read "Seven Storey Mountain" by Thomas Merton.

Heroes:

Jesus, Pope John Paul II, Harrison Ford (yes, he didn't die for my transgressions nor preach forgiveness and mercy and all that, but he did inspire me to become an actor. . . which maybe isn't such a good thing after all 'cause it's made life infinitely more complicated than it ever needed to be), M. Night Shymalan 'cause he seems like a cool director to work with, and last but not least, Steve Odekirk and his crazy thumbs (another individual I'd like to work with).

My Blog

Chewbacca

CHEWBACCA IS NAKED!!!!!! Do you know I just realized that?! Without his bandolier, he really has nothing on except fur! I mean, I know this customer at the place where I work who's a nudist, but...
Posted by The Sloppy Juggernaut on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST

Get Thee to the Nunnery!

So . . . I've been reading this book entitled, "The Wolf in Wolf's Clothing" by this guy who calls himself, Thorin. He's got a lot in say about American culture, and he's certainly not a f...
Posted by The Sloppy Juggernaut on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:27:00 PST

Declaration of Independence!

. . . . Well, I think it's finally happened. And what a relief it is too. Certainly took long enough! After like two weeks of some of the deepest dumps...
Posted by The Sloppy Juggernaut on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:21:00 PST

If You're Not Feeling Jiffy

Hey. I gotta tell you something. Something that one of my massage instructors wrote to me in my journal. I think that it's important to tell you this, because every time I read it, I...
Posted by The Sloppy Juggernaut on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:16:00 PST

St. Valentine's Day Massacred

Interesting thing about St. Valentine's Day: people celebrate it by getting lucky . . . all because a Catholic bishop was beheaded for his beliefs. Why did you thi...
Posted by The Sloppy Juggernaut on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

The Old Man and the Sea . . . Of Porn

You meet some strange people. . . working in a head shop, that is. On some occasions, you don't meet some strange people. They just kind of slip...
Posted by The Sloppy Juggernaut on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

Mommy, the Lady at the Head Shop Was Mean to Me! Wahhhh!!

Man. . . . People are something else. I don't know what that something else is, but it definitely isn't normal. No. "Normal" is a word you use for thin...
Posted by The Sloppy Juggernaut on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

"Hooray For Boobies!"

"Hooray for boobies!!" . . . three little words that not so long ago echoed throughout this basement - bellowed from the windpipes of one small bunny of mine, named ...
Posted by The Sloppy Juggernaut on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST