The Office, Zombies, killing zombies, feral cats, Guitar rock, football, hot chicks, MST3K, All things Zabka, the Holy Trilogy, The Black Crowes reuniting, beating up greasy, olive-skinned, effeminate males.
Midgets or dwarves, Crow T. Robot, Carl, Michael J. Nelson, The members of the Band the Darkness, Rich and Chris Robinson, my 11 illegitimate children.
Led Zep, The Black Crowes, The Darkness, Pearl Jam, the Who, The Captain and Tennille.
Anything with Zombies, MST3K episodes, Star Wars original trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, midget porn, Roadhouse starring Patrick Swayze, of course the holy trilogy of Zabka films (Karate Kid, Just One of the Guys, Back to School), Any movie with Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks (those two are just so cute together!), Faces of Death Series, Anything by Spike Lee(he is a true friend of whitey), Movies about women locked up in prison, anything starring Shannon Tweed, movies starring Ernest, and any Lifetime movie where the man is made to look like a cheating, murdering, philandering, no good human being.
The Office, Heroes, Lost, Studio 60, BSG, Tube Music Network, VH1 Classic, sports.
I prefer to read cereal boxes and Bazooka Joe Comics.
Sir William Zabka, Carl and Master Shake, Bruce Campbell, Chris and Rich Robinson, Jimmy Page and his stylish Dockers and blue dress shirts, all my brothers in the FOZ, Michael J. Nelson, Joe Don Baker, Sir William Zabka, and midgets.