The Skeleton - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi ALL, The Skeleton here! This Myspace page is a compilation and dedication to all forms of The Ugly, Horrific, Evil and The Abnormal. The "Macabre" - if you will . . . I have retired from my organic oxygen fueled organic suit and I now dedicate my time to all things Macabre. If you are a fan of, creator of, or live the lifestyle of the sick and morbid, then add me and become a part of the Official Skeleton Bone Storm! Further more . . . I'm The Skeleton. If you don't like it than suck my tailbone! I love to party. I have a pet rat. I enjoy taking long hot blood baths and reading. I enjoy drinking wine from my evil goblet while I listen to classical music. I have lots of roomates in my creepy mansion, but they are all fuckups. I smoke all of the time and I am a social drinker . . hey . . ya only live once!THIS IS MY PET MOLE RAT "Carcass Head Rambo"These are my human skin masks that I wear when I have to mingle with you breathers. Free

My Interests

Bone Storms. Gaming. Pogs. XTREME sports. Weed. Whiskey. Soccer. Fighting. Intellectual conversations with any life form that will conversate. Anything By Stephen King. Marathon Races. Being sensitive. Not Caring. Crying. Drinking Milk To Stay Strong. Liftin'. The Gym. Checkin' Out Undead Whores. My Bong. Long walks on the beach. Beatin' The Meat. Road trips. Hiking. The Memphis Grizzlies. Razor Skooters. Rydin' my 4 wheelerz. Smoking Marlboro Reds. Gettin' CRUNK.

I'd like to meet:

Monsters. Other Skeletons. Bats. Creepie Crawlers. Mangos and Radishes. Snakes. Hulk Hogan. A Nice Mummy. Spiders. A Swamp Thing. Two Muskrats. and Any Flavor Hot Pocket. COME ON BREATHERS . . HUMOR ME!

Music:

OH LORD! MUSIC? WTF Do You Think!? I don't have ears, asshole!

Movies:

MOVIES! MOVIES! Holy Hell!? Are you serious .. . do you see eyes? No! Empty sockets.

Television:

TV . . yeah, I love TV . . . mmmhhmmm . . . . if I had blood it would be boiling.

Books:

R. L. Stine. Edgar Allan Poe. Peanuts. Dante. Steven King. The Necromicron. The Bible. Get Fuzzy. H.P. Lovecraft. Fangoria Marazine, Rue Morgue Magazine.

Heroes:

I am my NUMBER 1 HERO. I'm older than you. Smarter. I've lived and died. My bone structure dominates! I've done more creatures. I Party like the world is ending tomorrow (even tho it isn't because Satan and I are tight and he would fill me in)

My Blog

Relieved

Hey Ya'll! The Skeleton here!Your 1 bone buddy. I am relieved. I was having a wicked game of pogs with Carson Daly. I beat him 3 out of 4 with my O.J. Simpson slammer (the guil...
Posted by The Skeleton on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:09:00 PST

Annual Creepy Mansion Roast and Toast. THANKS ALL!

Hello Fiends. The Skelton here! I just wanted to thank everybody and every thing that came to the annual Creepy Mansion Roast and Toast at my Creepy Mansion. Let me tell you . . . I ...
Posted by The Skeleton on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:46:00 PST

Rubberneckers and Flaming Pumpkins.

Good Day, Breathers! The Skeleton reporting in again.So today I was stuck in traffic on the bypass. Some asshole rearended another prick and the three lanes were reduced to one lane. Then ...
Posted by The Skeleton on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:28:00 PST

Farts and Garlic

Hi. It's The Skeleton again! So today I went over to The Blair Witch's house for a lunch date. I made her promise she wouldn't try to steel my teeth again. She swore she wouldn...
Posted by The Skeleton on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:09:00 PST

My Horses.

Hey, The Skeleton Here!So today was the first good day I had in over a week. It's about time . . . anyway . . . I went to Delaware to show my horses in a prestegious contest. Three of the ...
Posted by The Skeleton on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

Woe Is Me!

So tonight I hooked up with an ancient egyptian whore . . . . I can't even remember her name. She called herself a mummy . . . . she was sooo loose she must have been a mommy to 50 miniature Tut...
Posted by The Skeleton on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:16:00 PST

I woke up on the wrong side of the Sarcofagus.

I'm so agrivated! I woke up early because I had to go to boxing practice with halfman-halfdog. First off, I couldn't find my gloves anywhere . . . I looked for them for almost an hour.&nbs...
Posted by The Skeleton on Tue, 13 May 2008 06:38:00 PST

You Thought LIFE Was Rough!?

Today is just not my day. I took my pet rat for a walk. I got a fine because he shit on the sidewalk and I didn't bag it. Also, the fine was doubled because I didn't have him curbed!...
Posted by The Skeleton on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:54:00 PST