I'm a student, being over 21 this makes me a mature student. At some point over the past 2 years I have been stripped of my Miss title and now frequently find myself being referred to as Ms Burns. I used to laugh at Bridget Jones now I find my life is imitating art.
"Seriously, though. Office is full of single girls over thirty—fine physical specimens, but just can’t seem to hold down a chap."
"Yes, why are there so many unmarried working women these days, Bridget?"
"Because I don’t want to end up like you, you boring Sloaney milch cow, and because if I had to cook old Chubby Chop’s dinner, then get in the same bed as him just once, I’d tear off my own head and eat it."
"What do you think’s the reason?"
"Ahm—I don’t know—I suppose it doesn’t help that underneath our clothes, our entire bodies are covered in green scales"
Last time I checked my body wasn't covered in green scales although its not as svelte as it could be. Have embraced 2007 with a diet and multiple trips to JJB. Pounds don't seem to be dropping off but bingo wing volume has decreased, not quite sure how that works but lets not complain!
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