Not so long ago, a pirate with six fingers named phillipe de flanneranerahan befriended a simple shoe cobbler who went by the name of John the simple shoe cobbler... after a long period of time and a brief stint on tour supporting kenny rodgers on tour in poland, love blossomed between this unlikely pair. But they had to keep it secret, the world looks unkindly upon the love between a pirate and his shoe cobbler beau... knowing that their love would never secrete issue the two embarked on a magical journey of discovery to find a way to procreate, and in the hazy days of the late 80's fuelled by masses of flumps and other marshmallow based treats the two men conceived their unlikely child... after a period of outcast and a gestation period of fifteen years john the cobbler gave birth to two beautiful poached pears, one called robert downey junior who would go on to have one of the most successful film careers of our time and feature quite heavily in the hit tv show alley mcbeal... the other "forgotten child" they named twinkle wonder kid, the mince meat sandwich you see before you today ............................................................
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...........If you like the soundscape of Twinkle Wonderkid, and for some reason or other you would like to contact him; be it for his slick ass djing skills, or you would like to complain to him about the misuse of the word constantinople in most of his songs then please e-mail my heart at:[email protected] ............................................................
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